Twiggly the Gnome
Legend
Druid: Simon MacCorkindale 

Brent_Nall said:Win!
I'm tired of these mother****ing demons in my mother****ing world!
[Paladin smites one of the several devils he's fighting]
Paladin: I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished. Well then, allow me to retort. What does the McGuffin look like?
Devil: What?
Paladin: What plane of existence do you come from?
Devil: What?
Paladin: What ain't no plane I ever heard of. They speak Common in What?
Devil: What?
Paladin: Common, mother****er! Do you speak it?
Devil: Yes!
Paladin: Then you know what I'm saying?
Devil: Yes!
Paladin: Describe what the McGuffin looks like!
Devil: What?
Paladin [brandishing holy avenger in the devil's face]: Say what again. Say what again, mother****er! Say what one more Bahamut damned time!