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Snaking the HIVE

I'd so take you on that... But London... It's a few thousand km away... And I don't like planes...

Well, the offer's there.

In happier news, this weekend my favourite soccer team sacked their manager, appointed a new one, and won their first league game of the season. All a bit surprising, but quite pleasing, too.
 

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So, my group are going to be fighting goblins tonight (almost certainly).

Anyone got an good goblin insults to fling their way?
Depends on the players what races what they are wearing what they look like :)

You got childish ones like

Hahahahaaa you can't catch me!
I know you are you said you are but what am I? (a counter insult)
Fatty! *followed by a rasberry*

have them throw rotten eggs/fruit at them :)

depends if your going for comedy or evil viscious goblins or somewhere inbetween
 

Depends on the players what races what they are wearing what they look like :)

You got childish ones like

Hahahahaaa you can't catch me!
I know you are you said you are but what am I? (a counter insult)
Fatty! *followed by a rasberry*

have them throw rotten eggs/fruit at them :)

depends if your going for comedy or evil viscious goblins or somewhere inbetween

Going for nastiness over comedy, for sure.

I also hope to have some backstabbing, some running-away-and-getting-reinforcements, some taunting, and some unconscious PC's by the end of the sessoin. Trying not to pull my punches this week, as it's a weakness I often have.
 

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