So I stepped on a gnome

[Al'Kelhar]

oddly enough the gnome wasn't even bent or dented, totally fine

"That's because I'm a monster! Gr<SQUELCH>"

 

[Summer-Knight925]

"That's because I'm a monster! Gr<SQUELCH>"

that video is why the player played a gnome

since then that's all he plays

and oddly the gnome rogue mix isnt all that bad, the build makes up for itself where it would lack

 

[Wycen]

Just watched an old King of the Hill episode on Cartoon Network and Hank smashed Peggy's Winklebottom because it was creeping him out.

 

[Oryan77]

it was because of how it sliced my ankle open

Are you positive it isn't an illusion?

 

[Summer-Knight925]

Are you positive it isn't an illusion?

Phantasmal caltrop?

and as for the d4 there is a rule at my table

if your d4 ever touches the ground your character looses 1d4 levels

why?

previous dates include caltrop in the foot (like 7 of those)

caltrop in the face (tripped on one d4, face plant on another)

now you may be wondering why so many d4 are on the ground?

we had a player who wouldnt roll his dice.
he would THROW THEM and he liked daggers...we dont play with him anymore, not just for that.....he also tends to try to DM as a player resulting in more thrown dice from other people when he tells them what to do.
Famous table quote: "You're an elven rogue with a charisma of 7, you're not leader"

well enough of that, back on topic

my foot is doing better, rubbed some woad on it and its already sealed, now for next weekends hike

 

[WillOH]

not questioning your manliness, but why would you need to go to the ER?

clean out the wound, put a big bandaid over it. Elevate. If it doesn't stop bleeding, then make trip.

Its not likely to stop hurting, that won't be a useful metric to determine "needs an expert" status.

Save yourself some bucks. ERs aren't cheap, and you will wait in line behind heart attack victims, and children of potentially dubious citizenship getting their vaccinations for school

You must be in a 4e game, when you knocked the gnome off the table, he used an immediate reaction to turn invisible. Then he attacked you with combat advantage. No wonder it was such a damaging attack. Hope you are healing well.

 

[Relique du Madde]

The op explains why gnomes wear pointed hats... the sly bastards use the hats as secret weapons against larger creatures that would be able to step on them.

 

[Bullgrit]

1. Gash hole in human's foot.

2. ???

3. Profit.

Bullgrit

 

[JoeGKushner]

Hell, I dislocated a toe tripping over my steel toe shoes but sounds like the gnome figure did some serious damage there. Things and getting underfoot....

 

[Scribble]

Just be glad it was your foot and not... well... ever see that Seinfeld episode? A one in a million shot doc...

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