So where is Morrus?

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

Yes. The government has secrets to uncover in regard to beer.

Dammit, we were spotted!

 

[ssampier]

...where he's being secretly recruited for an international spy mission by the U.S. Government. As a man of a million faces and an international billionaire bachelor playboy, he and Sidekick Al are naturals for such hazardous work.

...or he's partying with a bunch of ENWorlders on the east coast. Take your pick.

All of the above is not an option?!

 

[Felix]

All of the above is not an option?!

Nonsense. The party and recruiting took place in one of "M" Street's most reputable Gentlemen's Clubs. Apparently the girls thought his accent was "cute".

And I'm sorry I missed last night, but my buddy convinced me to go get rained on at FedEx field for not even a whole game.