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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Vraille Darkfang" data-source="post: 3589585" data-attributes="member: 16989">Here's the trully sad part (I've been hanging around Marketing People too long).I was watching the show & found myself thinking:"You know <a href="http://www.fox.com/areyousmarter/bios/alana.htm" target="_blank">Alana</a> look like a Young Eva Mendez.  She has the Multi-Ethnic vibe that many companies are lloking for.  She could have a decent career as a Child Actor, then do the whole Britney Spears/Christina Aguilera thing "Jailbait thing".I bame Tiffany Amber Thiessen, Kirsten Dunce, Tatum O'Neil, Brooke Shields, Christina Milian & other "Look, I'm a hottie now" Actresses.  (After the Cold Water Rain Scene in Spider-man, I now feel dirty watching Interview with the Vampire).That's just not right. Frigteningly Realistic Maybe, but not right.  Her bio (what 9 year old has done enough to merit a bio?) says she "Also display a passion for dance, especially hip hop and jazz."Having see my share of Hip Hop Stripp.... Dancers in Videos, combined to what I've seen mothers let their pre-teen girls wear in the mall (If you got nothing to Halter, NO HALTER TOPS!  NO 10 year old should wear HIP HUGGERS WITH THE THONG SHOWING!!  Good rule of thumb, take the Heel Height & Multiply it by 3.  If it exceeds the kids age, no High Heels.  And, but not least; an 12 year old girl in a Red Leather Micro Skirt is against the fundamental laws of nature!!! I won't even mention make-up like a cheap tart).Then I had the thought that convinced me now is not the time to cut out all caffeine.What if rather than a Playboy Spread 10 years from now entitled "Look at the 5th Graders Now!!"It was PlayGIRL with the "Look at the 5th Graders Now!!" Pictorial.Thanks, Screech, Donny Bonaduce, Butch Patrick, and the Entire Cast from Different Stokes for that possibility.Edit: I also blame Fergie from the B.E.P.  I grew up watching Kids Incorporated.  <a href="http://www.kidsincorporated.us/photos/1984_cast_pictures/images/68/original.aspx" target="_blank">Then </a> vs <a href="http://www.blastro.com/artists/artistpage/Fergie.html" target="_blank">Now </a> is slightly disturbing.Also Jennifer Love Hewitt was apparently on that show....I just realized.  These guys weren't being crude...They had 10 Years Subscriptions to Maxim and were thinking ahead.</blockquote>

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