Song for Piratecat

[Argent Silvermage]

 

[Harlock]

Why did you apologize to Tom Jones? Did Mr. jones apologize to Prince for that dreadful cover of Kiss?

 

[alsih2o]

Will the real Piratecat please stand up.

apologies to darth shoju..

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real piratecat please stand up?
I repeat, will the real piratecat please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a seafarer before
Jaws all on the floor like Hal, like dr'izzt just burst in the door
and started whoopin his pants worse than before
they first were reforced, throwin him over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And eric noah said... nothing you idiots!
eric noahs dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist gamers love piratecat {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} "piratecat, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around writin' his storyhour
Flippin the memberlist," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your boef preview
Sometimes, I wanna get on mortality and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for morrus to write the new news.
"My dice are bound to slip, my dice are bound to slip"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give critical miss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what cr or el is
Of course they gonna know what combat is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the DMG don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like low kobolds {*SLURP*}
But if we can animate dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't repost
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women rat bastard posts, sing the chorus and it goes

Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)

I'm p-kitty, yes I'm the real kitty
All you other p-kitty's are just imitating
So won't the real p-kitty please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

[Eminem]
meg hal don't gotta to sell game books;
well I do, so kill him and his character too!
You think I give a damn about a ennie?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But p-cat, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie make me feel silly?
So you can, sit me here next to teflon billy?
Sh*t, eridanis better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to the mod henry and hear him curse
and hear him argue over who did D20 first!
You little witch, put me on psionic abilities
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he wrote "of sound mind", hee-hee!"
I shouldn't download an audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you are a pirate and thief {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you little humanoid troops, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million of us just like me
who game like me; who just DM a game like me
who write like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

Chorus

[Eminem]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the forum to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the boards and spit it
and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just hit it
better than ninety percent of you gamers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these modules like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home rolling
Pitchin some supplements when I'm rollin' dice, not workin'
And I'm plotting but this whole bag of holding isn't working
And every single person is a piratecat lurkin
He could be workin for the evil king, pulling out the magic stings
{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't have a game!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real p-cat please stand up?
And put one of those levels on each class up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Chorus 2X

[Eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there's a p-kitty in all of us
lucky, let's all stand up

 

[BigFreekinGoblinoid]

"
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Yeah, that's some Grade "A" keyboard cleaner you got here BFG! .. Hey... don't boggart that s*it! Pass it this way!"

 

[Stone Angel]

Any chance we will see a duet between Alsih20 and Sir Elton John. That was awesome. Whooaa oaa whoaaa

 

[Darth Shoju]

apologies to darth shoju..

Lol naw you did it way better than I ever could. That was lmao funny!