Demetrios1453
Hero
Or maybe they just didn't want to be banished to some obscure Black Sea port like Ovid was for writing it...Ovid.
The Monotones were just not up on their classic literature.
(Or for potentially messing around with Augustus' daughter, which, to be fair, pretty much everyone did. "IS THERE ANYONE IN ROME WHO HASN'T SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER?" - Brian Blessed in typical shouting form)