He was especially well known for his ability to get on with animals, and birds. As well as being a very forgiving and gental man.
St. Cuthbert (to bird in tree): Wee crither, straighten up and fly right, that's the way of law!
Bird in tree: Chirp! (splotch)
St. Cuthbert: Ach! Ye've gone mussed me armour that I polished all the morning! Now ye'll get what's comin to ye!
(-THWACK-) Chirp! (-THUMP-) (-SWAT-) Squawk! (-BASH-)
It's nice to know so little is lost in translation to D&D, eh?

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