Ankh-Morpork Guard
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Chapter 140: Mos Eisley's Got Nothing on this Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy
There were many places on many planets in the galaxy that could accurately be described as ‘a wretched hive of scum and villainy’. However, there was only one place in the galaxy that this could be applied to an entire planet. Ord Mantell. A haven for bounty hunters, smugglers, assassins, mercenaries, and all the unsavory folk of the galaxy. Yes, Hutt space had many similar places, but the moon of Nar Shaddaa was no where as large as Ord Mantell was. While Coruscant was an planet wide city, Ord Mantell was a planet wide slum. Yes, there were ‘high class’ hotels and buildings, but these were well outnumbered by seedy taverns and stereotypical dark alleys that served as main streets. Putting it simply, Ord Mantell was not the choice vacation spot of the galaxy.
And after Titus had finished negotiating the docking fee and they began their descent into the planet’s atmosphere, Jen began to have second thoughts. Perhaps it was too late, but she couldn’t help it, “Isn’t it a bad idea to be here with...bounties on our collective heads?”
He just shrugged, focusing for a moment on bringing Alderaan down safely. Once they’d set down on a large, open air landing pad at the edge of one of the smaller cities, Titus started to power down the ship and said quietly, “It’s a little late by now, but you’re right. We’ll just keep our heads down and hopefully keep them attached.”
“Comforting,” Jen couldn’t help a slight grin before reaching over and squeezing his arm gently, “You still owe me that nice long vacation away from the universe, you know.”
“Is that a hint?” he smiled and got to his feet, helping her up and heading out of the ship.
But Jen shook her head as she walked with him, “Nope, its just me keeping score. The more I total up, the more you owe me.”
“So what is this total up to now?” Titus raised an eyebrow, ignoring the hiss that the ramp made as it slowly extended to the landing pad below.
She smiled warmly, “A month on some of those wonderful beaches I’ve heard about in the Hapes Cluster.”
“Nice to know you’re keeping a budget in mind,” he commented idly as they stepped out onto the deck. He quietly eyed the man approaching them. Tall, slender, and an interestingly designed bone structure on his forehead. The man wore dirty and beat up clothes that had probably once been a uniform. Glancing off to the other side, Titus could see the X-Wing was set down behind them. Good.
“Iz two hunred an fifty creditz,” the man started speaking before he was even close to the Voorts, extending his hand and making sure to walk in a way that his dulled badge showed, as did the two patches, that had probably been a bright red once, on his shoulders, “An you no tryz anyting funny. I know how deal with trouble maker humanz.”
Titus and Jen exchanged looks, and she let go of his arm so that he could walk over and pay the humanoid. He handed the docking ‘officer’, if he could be called that at least, the credits and started to turn back when the humanoid suddenly spoke up again, “I zaid noting funny! You pay all creditz right now!”
“What are you talking about?” Titus couldn’t held putting his hand just a bit closer to the large lightsaber that was at his belt, “That’s two fifty just like you said!”
“Yez!” the humanoid gave Titus a glare, “I zay two hunred fifty creditz, but you two zhipz!”
Titus rolled his eyes but nodded. It took him a moment to fish out the credits, but he payed the man another two hundred and fifty. Satisfied, the docking officer pocketed the credits and wandered back off away from the landing pad. After a moment of watching the curious creature, Titus turned back and walked over to Jen, who by now had the two Alraxians standing next to her. When he got there, he pointed straight to Akan, “You owe me two hundred and fifty credits.”
“I’ll pay you when I’ve got it,” Akan said with a shrug, glancing to Shadow a moment as if to try to force her to pay it right away. She was in his ship, too...so technically it was half her money. But the discussion ended there, as there were obviously more important things to speak of.
Titus was the one to bring them to the task at hand, “So shall we split up and search around?”
“No,” Jen cut in before anyone else could speak. She spoke very quickly and sternly to get her point through, “Not in this place. We stick together. If we run into trouble it will be easier to deal with that way.”
Surprisingly, the one to agree first was Miss ‘I Work Alone’ herself, Shadow, “Jen is right. We are going to run into trouble here. There isn’t any avoiding it on this planet. If we stay together, Akan and I can look scary and hopefully ward off anything unnecessary.”
“Look scary?” Jen raise an eyebrow, fighting back a grin at the thought of either of them trying to ‘look scary’. It was probably the way Shadow phrased it more than anything. That was an unusual thing that could have almost counted as humour. Very un-Shadow like. But very Marix like...even though Jen didn’t know that. But Shadow only nodded, a neutral expression on her face an no indication that she might demonstrate ‘looking scary’. Akan opened his mouth to say something, but only got out a grunt as Shadow elbowed him in the side, whispered quietly, “Scary, not whiny, dammit.”
To herself, Jen smiled and nodded. Titus also nodded, turning and looking to the tall and beat up buildings that sprawled out in front of them, “Off we go then.”
The next three hours were spent wandering the streets, going from seedy tavern to seedier drinking hole. What they looked for, none of them really knew. Perhaps just to have Shadow noticed. Then, maybe, that would give a hint to Nine’s whereabouts. But their wanderings provided no clues. And other than a near fight because of a comments that a couple of Trandoshan thugs made that Akan took a little too personally, things went well. At least the barkeep hadn’t demanded any kind of payment for damages. But really, how could a small, frail looking Rodian demand that kind of thing from anyone? Especially considering the culprits had thrown the two Trandoshans through two doors and out a window into the street before firing off a quick blaster shot that easily hit the blaster hands of each thug. So what if Akan was showing off? It had worked...and it was kind of fun.
But now they stood on the exact opposite side of the city from where they’d started, in a small square that had probably once been a very beautiful sight. Of course, now the fountain didn’t run, and was being used as a trash dump. There were a couple of old benches around, and the towering buildings reminded them of a miniature Coruscant. It was Shadow who sighed first, watching the groups of aliens and humanoids passing in all directions around them. Ignoring them. Quietly, trying not to draw any attention, she mumbled, “Maybe I made a mistake. Maybe Nine didn’t come here.”
“It was a long shot,” Akan said quietly, and that actually got him a glare from Shadow. He was only voicing what she was thinking, but she had this way of not liking it when he spoke her thoughts. Even if she did it to him. And even if Marix was screaming ‘hypocrite’ at her again. It was her own damn choice to use Shadow’s body in the first place, so Marix was just going to have to deal with things.
“Then we’ve got no leads at all,” Titus spoke up, sighing and looking back the direction they’d come from.
Jen shook her head and tried to be the positive voice, no matter how hard it was, “Why don’t we just head back to Alderaan and get some rest? There’s room for you two if one of you doesn’t mind the floor.”
Shadow looked pointedly to Akan, who rolled his eyes and grumbled something that could have been anything from an acknowledgment of defeat to an oath to fight the decision. But it didn’t matter. Silently, they all agreed it was a good idea and started back, turned around, and started the long walk back. The sun in the sky was setting as they got halfway to the ships, casting dark shadows across the already bleak city. It seemed that as the night began to fall, more and more people flocked to the streets. So many different species that Shadow easily lost count after seventy. And they all ignored the four of them. Two humans and two walking felines, yet even Alraxians were lost in this diverse crowd.
Then why did she still feel watched? Shadow wasn’t alone. Akan felt it, too, as did the Voorts. It was obvious in the way they all would look over their shoulders or up above them every few minutes...just in case. Just in case what? The thought just ended there. Well, not for Titus, but he was trained to be paranoid and always on the lookout for traps. And this stunk of a trap. He didn’t need the Force to tell, though it did help...but not enough.
As they passed through a square similar to the one in which they’d turned around from, Titus began to worry. It was open. Less people. Easier for a sniper to place a shot, or for—
“New Republic not put many non-Imperials on wanted lists, you know,” a nasally sounding voice from behind them spoke quietly. It was another moment before the four of them realized that there were about ten men of various species surrounding them. Ten. All had blasters of various sizes trained on the four of them, and at least two carried weapons that could easily take down an airspeeder with a single shot. They all froze, even the Alraxians. What good was morphing if there was nothing left of your body in the first place?
Titus glanced over his shoulder to see a Rodian holding a small, but very deadly and very illegal disrupter pistol, trained right on Jen’s back. Disrupters were illegal for a very good reason. Even the Empire had outlawed them, as they had a nasty habit of tearing apart the target from the inside first. These boys weren’t just playing around. At seeing Titus’ attention on the weapon, the Rodian smiled as best as a Rodian could smile, “Ahhh, so I is right. You worth very much, yes. So much that even this many of us can split reward and make happy life.”
Very slowly, and without moving anymore than she had to, Jen said over her shoulder, “That bounty is for us alive, you know.”
That got a laugh from all of the men surrounding them, though the Rodian’s was the most annoying, “Oh, yes, it is. But there others who pay little less for you dead. We willing to take price cut if you cause problem. You and you pets understand, yes?”
[Akan...don’t.] that wasn’t Shadow’s voice, as she was just as angry at the ‘pet’ comment as Akan was. But Marix was being the voice of reason, no matter how unconvincing it may have been. The word ‘pet’ was what had sent him off back in that tavern earlier. Not so much the word, really, but the way it was said. Just that way. The wrong way. The one that made him have to fight back a violent growl.
[I will kill the Rodian first.] Akan said to her, doing his best to stay perfectly still so that none of the hunters got itchy trigger fingers before he was ready. [Get the one with heavy weapons. Hopefully the Voorts will at least duck.]
[Akan, sometimes its best to wait for a distinct advantage.] that was Shadow, tempering her anger with intelligence and planning.
But mentally, Akan shook his head. [No one would be stupid enough to act right now. That is an advantage.]
[You’re insane.]
[Insult me after we’re out of this.] Akan’s mental voice took on the same dangerous characteristics of his normal voice. Stubborn, stupid, and idealistic. He was going to act, and Shadow knew it. That meant that she, and Marix along with her, would be stuck trying to keep all of them alive while Akan did his heroic Jedi act. She was going to beat that out of him one day. Hard. And for longer than was necessary just to make sure.
[You’ll get more than insults if we live through this, Jedi boy.]
There were many places on many planets in the galaxy that could accurately be described as ‘a wretched hive of scum and villainy’. However, there was only one place in the galaxy that this could be applied to an entire planet. Ord Mantell. A haven for bounty hunters, smugglers, assassins, mercenaries, and all the unsavory folk of the galaxy. Yes, Hutt space had many similar places, but the moon of Nar Shaddaa was no where as large as Ord Mantell was. While Coruscant was an planet wide city, Ord Mantell was a planet wide slum. Yes, there were ‘high class’ hotels and buildings, but these were well outnumbered by seedy taverns and stereotypical dark alleys that served as main streets. Putting it simply, Ord Mantell was not the choice vacation spot of the galaxy.
And after Titus had finished negotiating the docking fee and they began their descent into the planet’s atmosphere, Jen began to have second thoughts. Perhaps it was too late, but she couldn’t help it, “Isn’t it a bad idea to be here with...bounties on our collective heads?”
He just shrugged, focusing for a moment on bringing Alderaan down safely. Once they’d set down on a large, open air landing pad at the edge of one of the smaller cities, Titus started to power down the ship and said quietly, “It’s a little late by now, but you’re right. We’ll just keep our heads down and hopefully keep them attached.”
“Comforting,” Jen couldn’t help a slight grin before reaching over and squeezing his arm gently, “You still owe me that nice long vacation away from the universe, you know.”
“Is that a hint?” he smiled and got to his feet, helping her up and heading out of the ship.
But Jen shook her head as she walked with him, “Nope, its just me keeping score. The more I total up, the more you owe me.”
“So what is this total up to now?” Titus raised an eyebrow, ignoring the hiss that the ramp made as it slowly extended to the landing pad below.
She smiled warmly, “A month on some of those wonderful beaches I’ve heard about in the Hapes Cluster.”
“Nice to know you’re keeping a budget in mind,” he commented idly as they stepped out onto the deck. He quietly eyed the man approaching them. Tall, slender, and an interestingly designed bone structure on his forehead. The man wore dirty and beat up clothes that had probably once been a uniform. Glancing off to the other side, Titus could see the X-Wing was set down behind them. Good.
“Iz two hunred an fifty creditz,” the man started speaking before he was even close to the Voorts, extending his hand and making sure to walk in a way that his dulled badge showed, as did the two patches, that had probably been a bright red once, on his shoulders, “An you no tryz anyting funny. I know how deal with trouble maker humanz.”
Titus and Jen exchanged looks, and she let go of his arm so that he could walk over and pay the humanoid. He handed the docking ‘officer’, if he could be called that at least, the credits and started to turn back when the humanoid suddenly spoke up again, “I zaid noting funny! You pay all creditz right now!”
“What are you talking about?” Titus couldn’t held putting his hand just a bit closer to the large lightsaber that was at his belt, “That’s two fifty just like you said!”
“Yez!” the humanoid gave Titus a glare, “I zay two hunred fifty creditz, but you two zhipz!”
Titus rolled his eyes but nodded. It took him a moment to fish out the credits, but he payed the man another two hundred and fifty. Satisfied, the docking officer pocketed the credits and wandered back off away from the landing pad. After a moment of watching the curious creature, Titus turned back and walked over to Jen, who by now had the two Alraxians standing next to her. When he got there, he pointed straight to Akan, “You owe me two hundred and fifty credits.”
“I’ll pay you when I’ve got it,” Akan said with a shrug, glancing to Shadow a moment as if to try to force her to pay it right away. She was in his ship, too...so technically it was half her money. But the discussion ended there, as there were obviously more important things to speak of.
Titus was the one to bring them to the task at hand, “So shall we split up and search around?”
“No,” Jen cut in before anyone else could speak. She spoke very quickly and sternly to get her point through, “Not in this place. We stick together. If we run into trouble it will be easier to deal with that way.”
Surprisingly, the one to agree first was Miss ‘I Work Alone’ herself, Shadow, “Jen is right. We are going to run into trouble here. There isn’t any avoiding it on this planet. If we stay together, Akan and I can look scary and hopefully ward off anything unnecessary.”
“Look scary?” Jen raise an eyebrow, fighting back a grin at the thought of either of them trying to ‘look scary’. It was probably the way Shadow phrased it more than anything. That was an unusual thing that could have almost counted as humour. Very un-Shadow like. But very Marix like...even though Jen didn’t know that. But Shadow only nodded, a neutral expression on her face an no indication that she might demonstrate ‘looking scary’. Akan opened his mouth to say something, but only got out a grunt as Shadow elbowed him in the side, whispered quietly, “Scary, not whiny, dammit.”
To herself, Jen smiled and nodded. Titus also nodded, turning and looking to the tall and beat up buildings that sprawled out in front of them, “Off we go then.”
The next three hours were spent wandering the streets, going from seedy tavern to seedier drinking hole. What they looked for, none of them really knew. Perhaps just to have Shadow noticed. Then, maybe, that would give a hint to Nine’s whereabouts. But their wanderings provided no clues. And other than a near fight because of a comments that a couple of Trandoshan thugs made that Akan took a little too personally, things went well. At least the barkeep hadn’t demanded any kind of payment for damages. But really, how could a small, frail looking Rodian demand that kind of thing from anyone? Especially considering the culprits had thrown the two Trandoshans through two doors and out a window into the street before firing off a quick blaster shot that easily hit the blaster hands of each thug. So what if Akan was showing off? It had worked...and it was kind of fun.
But now they stood on the exact opposite side of the city from where they’d started, in a small square that had probably once been a very beautiful sight. Of course, now the fountain didn’t run, and was being used as a trash dump. There were a couple of old benches around, and the towering buildings reminded them of a miniature Coruscant. It was Shadow who sighed first, watching the groups of aliens and humanoids passing in all directions around them. Ignoring them. Quietly, trying not to draw any attention, she mumbled, “Maybe I made a mistake. Maybe Nine didn’t come here.”
“It was a long shot,” Akan said quietly, and that actually got him a glare from Shadow. He was only voicing what she was thinking, but she had this way of not liking it when he spoke her thoughts. Even if she did it to him. And even if Marix was screaming ‘hypocrite’ at her again. It was her own damn choice to use Shadow’s body in the first place, so Marix was just going to have to deal with things.
“Then we’ve got no leads at all,” Titus spoke up, sighing and looking back the direction they’d come from.
Jen shook her head and tried to be the positive voice, no matter how hard it was, “Why don’t we just head back to Alderaan and get some rest? There’s room for you two if one of you doesn’t mind the floor.”
Shadow looked pointedly to Akan, who rolled his eyes and grumbled something that could have been anything from an acknowledgment of defeat to an oath to fight the decision. But it didn’t matter. Silently, they all agreed it was a good idea and started back, turned around, and started the long walk back. The sun in the sky was setting as they got halfway to the ships, casting dark shadows across the already bleak city. It seemed that as the night began to fall, more and more people flocked to the streets. So many different species that Shadow easily lost count after seventy. And they all ignored the four of them. Two humans and two walking felines, yet even Alraxians were lost in this diverse crowd.
Then why did she still feel watched? Shadow wasn’t alone. Akan felt it, too, as did the Voorts. It was obvious in the way they all would look over their shoulders or up above them every few minutes...just in case. Just in case what? The thought just ended there. Well, not for Titus, but he was trained to be paranoid and always on the lookout for traps. And this stunk of a trap. He didn’t need the Force to tell, though it did help...but not enough.
As they passed through a square similar to the one in which they’d turned around from, Titus began to worry. It was open. Less people. Easier for a sniper to place a shot, or for—
“New Republic not put many non-Imperials on wanted lists, you know,” a nasally sounding voice from behind them spoke quietly. It was another moment before the four of them realized that there were about ten men of various species surrounding them. Ten. All had blasters of various sizes trained on the four of them, and at least two carried weapons that could easily take down an airspeeder with a single shot. They all froze, even the Alraxians. What good was morphing if there was nothing left of your body in the first place?
Titus glanced over his shoulder to see a Rodian holding a small, but very deadly and very illegal disrupter pistol, trained right on Jen’s back. Disrupters were illegal for a very good reason. Even the Empire had outlawed them, as they had a nasty habit of tearing apart the target from the inside first. These boys weren’t just playing around. At seeing Titus’ attention on the weapon, the Rodian smiled as best as a Rodian could smile, “Ahhh, so I is right. You worth very much, yes. So much that even this many of us can split reward and make happy life.”
Very slowly, and without moving anymore than she had to, Jen said over her shoulder, “That bounty is for us alive, you know.”
That got a laugh from all of the men surrounding them, though the Rodian’s was the most annoying, “Oh, yes, it is. But there others who pay little less for you dead. We willing to take price cut if you cause problem. You and you pets understand, yes?”
[Akan...don’t.] that wasn’t Shadow’s voice, as she was just as angry at the ‘pet’ comment as Akan was. But Marix was being the voice of reason, no matter how unconvincing it may have been. The word ‘pet’ was what had sent him off back in that tavern earlier. Not so much the word, really, but the way it was said. Just that way. The wrong way. The one that made him have to fight back a violent growl.
[I will kill the Rodian first.] Akan said to her, doing his best to stay perfectly still so that none of the hunters got itchy trigger fingers before he was ready. [Get the one with heavy weapons. Hopefully the Voorts will at least duck.]
[Akan, sometimes its best to wait for a distinct advantage.] that was Shadow, tempering her anger with intelligence and planning.
But mentally, Akan shook his head. [No one would be stupid enough to act right now. That is an advantage.]
[You’re insane.]
[Insult me after we’re out of this.] Akan’s mental voice took on the same dangerous characteristics of his normal voice. Stubborn, stupid, and idealistic. He was going to act, and Shadow knew it. That meant that she, and Marix along with her, would be stuck trying to keep all of them alive while Akan did his heroic Jedi act. She was going to beat that out of him one day. Hard. And for longer than was necessary just to make sure.
[You’ll get more than insults if we live through this, Jedi boy.]