Ankh-Morpork Guard
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Chapter 25: Of Dreams and Earscratches
“Oh c’mon, you coward! Why not another run?” Mare punched Raan playfully in the shoulder.
Raan batted her hand away, grumbling something as they left the simulators, “Don’t you think you’ve kicked my ass enough already?”
She just laughed, this time patting his shoulder, “Aww, don’t like losing?”
“I’ve got no problem losing,” Raan said in a high and mighty tone, “I just don’t like watching both my wingmates turn and shoot at me along with the enemies.”
That got Mare laughing even more, “You never saw it coming! Ahh, what I would have paid to see the look on your face.”
“I should kill you for that,” he grumbled in response, rounding the corner towards the turbolift.
“But you didn’t,” she waved a finger grinning still, “I killed you.”
Once in the turbolift, Raan noticed things were...off. Raan? Wait...Mare’s dead. Isn’t she? The thought clicked things into place, and suddenly he could see the small defense platform on Coruscant. The two of them were running as fast as they could to get out before the charges detonated. He and Mare climbed into their respective X-Wings and were already heading up before the canopy was down thanks to the astromechs.
“Hurry it up!” Mare’s voice sounded over the comm in his helmet.
Raan glanced over to her X-Wing, which was already starting towards the atmosphere, “I’m coming! I’m coming!”
As he started to catch up, something he hadn’t anticipated occurred. Turbolaser fire. From the planet. He yelled a warning and pulled his X-Wing to the side, using his instincts to quicken his reactions and feel where the right place to go was. For the first time in his life, he saw something. It was...like a flash of what was about to happen. He had only a moment to comprehend it, and when he did, yelled out over the comm, not even caring about call signs or encryptions, “LIZ! EJECT!”
Raan’s eyes watched the world in slow motion then. He could see the large green blast shooting upwards. Just as it impacted with Mare’s X-Wing, penetrating the shield and hitting the hull. Over the comm, he heard Mare starting to say something, but it was cut off as he watched the X-Wing tear apart in a ball of flame. There was no scream, no sound beyond what she had tried to say.
Akan’s eyes shot open and his had his mouth open in a silent yell, though no sound came out. Slowly things caught up with him, and his vision cleared, though the image of Mare’s X-Wing burnings to pieces was still etched clearly in his mind. Jen was sitting on her knees next to him, looking surprised. She then asked the question she already knew the answer to, “You alright?”
And to keep in with the correct answer, Akan lied, “Yeah...I’m fine...” he trailed off to look around, seeing that they were still in the dock. Next to him was a small puddle of blue liquid. Blood? His? BLUE?! Not another blue...he was getting tired of this whole color scheme to his life, “What happened?”
Jen shrugged and helped him to sit up, “Voort knocked you out...got his lightsaber...and then left.”
Now it was Akan’s turn for the stupid question, “Are you alright?”
Even though Jen’s response was the same as Akan’s, she wasn’t lying, “I’m fine...he...didn’t do anything to me. Just walked past me and then left.”
Akan raised an eyebrow at that, but didn’t say anything. Instead, he focused on trying to focus. Mainly stopping the world from rotating slightly. It worked after a few moments, and he managed a weak smile, “You know, I’m really bad at this kind of stuff.”
“You do have a habit of getting your butt kicked,” Jen acknowledged, patting his shoulder. He cringed slightly at the words, remembering what he’d...dreamed? So similar it was scary.
“Well, we don’t really need him anymore,” Akan lied, getting to his feet and checking that he had everything.
“You mean you know the system he was talking about?” Jen asked with a look that showed she knew he had no idea.
Akan managed a weak shrug, “Well...I know where the Corporate Sector is. Start there, work out. Simple.”
Jen just stood there with her hands on her hips giving him that look that would make anyone admit they were complete idiots. He smiled and shrugged again, “Look, we need to either get a new ship or fix this one. Currently, I’m thinking that a new ship would take less time and...somehow, be less expensive.”
Seeing the expression on his face, Jen immediately caught onto his next thought. It wasn’t hard, he was easy to read, “And you want me to do the talking?”
Again, he smiled, “Why not? I can stand back and look menacing!”
She just shook her head, “You realize you look like a big cat, yes? That’s not menacing.”
“Yes it is!” he managed a growl and to unsheathe his claws, “Grr! See, menacing!”
An evil grin passed across Jen’s face, and she idly stepped over to him. Akan kept his ‘menacing’ look, but watched her curiously. She reached up to his head, finding a spot right behind his ear, and scratching gently. Akan’s mind melted. He found himself leaning his head towards her hand and...a sound started. Purring. He was purring. Loud, and somehow similar to a growl, but obviously purring.
Suddenly, she stopped, laughed at his pathetic whimper, and started towards the exit to the dock. Over her shoulder, she called to him, “Very menacing.”
“That wasn’t fair!” Akan yelled back, doing his best to catch up, part of his mind wondering how to get her to do that again, “I wasn’t ready! Do it again! I’ll stay menacing this time! I mean it!”
She gave him a look, laughed again, and left the dock. She was doing the perfect imitation of one who had such a ‘menacing’ pet as a bodyguard. She just ignored him. This of course, was driving him crazy as they walked through the streets of the large city and they tried to find a good dealer.
“Oh c’mon, you coward! Why not another run?” Mare punched Raan playfully in the shoulder.
Raan batted her hand away, grumbling something as they left the simulators, “Don’t you think you’ve kicked my ass enough already?”
She just laughed, this time patting his shoulder, “Aww, don’t like losing?”
“I’ve got no problem losing,” Raan said in a high and mighty tone, “I just don’t like watching both my wingmates turn and shoot at me along with the enemies.”
That got Mare laughing even more, “You never saw it coming! Ahh, what I would have paid to see the look on your face.”
“I should kill you for that,” he grumbled in response, rounding the corner towards the turbolift.
“But you didn’t,” she waved a finger grinning still, “I killed you.”
Once in the turbolift, Raan noticed things were...off. Raan? Wait...Mare’s dead. Isn’t she? The thought clicked things into place, and suddenly he could see the small defense platform on Coruscant. The two of them were running as fast as they could to get out before the charges detonated. He and Mare climbed into their respective X-Wings and were already heading up before the canopy was down thanks to the astromechs.
“Hurry it up!” Mare’s voice sounded over the comm in his helmet.
Raan glanced over to her X-Wing, which was already starting towards the atmosphere, “I’m coming! I’m coming!”
As he started to catch up, something he hadn’t anticipated occurred. Turbolaser fire. From the planet. He yelled a warning and pulled his X-Wing to the side, using his instincts to quicken his reactions and feel where the right place to go was. For the first time in his life, he saw something. It was...like a flash of what was about to happen. He had only a moment to comprehend it, and when he did, yelled out over the comm, not even caring about call signs or encryptions, “LIZ! EJECT!”
Raan’s eyes watched the world in slow motion then. He could see the large green blast shooting upwards. Just as it impacted with Mare’s X-Wing, penetrating the shield and hitting the hull. Over the comm, he heard Mare starting to say something, but it was cut off as he watched the X-Wing tear apart in a ball of flame. There was no scream, no sound beyond what she had tried to say.
Akan’s eyes shot open and his had his mouth open in a silent yell, though no sound came out. Slowly things caught up with him, and his vision cleared, though the image of Mare’s X-Wing burnings to pieces was still etched clearly in his mind. Jen was sitting on her knees next to him, looking surprised. She then asked the question she already knew the answer to, “You alright?”
And to keep in with the correct answer, Akan lied, “Yeah...I’m fine...” he trailed off to look around, seeing that they were still in the dock. Next to him was a small puddle of blue liquid. Blood? His? BLUE?! Not another blue...he was getting tired of this whole color scheme to his life, “What happened?”
Jen shrugged and helped him to sit up, “Voort knocked you out...got his lightsaber...and then left.”
Now it was Akan’s turn for the stupid question, “Are you alright?”
Even though Jen’s response was the same as Akan’s, she wasn’t lying, “I’m fine...he...didn’t do anything to me. Just walked past me and then left.”
Akan raised an eyebrow at that, but didn’t say anything. Instead, he focused on trying to focus. Mainly stopping the world from rotating slightly. It worked after a few moments, and he managed a weak smile, “You know, I’m really bad at this kind of stuff.”
“You do have a habit of getting your butt kicked,” Jen acknowledged, patting his shoulder. He cringed slightly at the words, remembering what he’d...dreamed? So similar it was scary.
“Well, we don’t really need him anymore,” Akan lied, getting to his feet and checking that he had everything.
“You mean you know the system he was talking about?” Jen asked with a look that showed she knew he had no idea.
Akan managed a weak shrug, “Well...I know where the Corporate Sector is. Start there, work out. Simple.”
Jen just stood there with her hands on her hips giving him that look that would make anyone admit they were complete idiots. He smiled and shrugged again, “Look, we need to either get a new ship or fix this one. Currently, I’m thinking that a new ship would take less time and...somehow, be less expensive.”
Seeing the expression on his face, Jen immediately caught onto his next thought. It wasn’t hard, he was easy to read, “And you want me to do the talking?”
Again, he smiled, “Why not? I can stand back and look menacing!”
She just shook her head, “You realize you look like a big cat, yes? That’s not menacing.”
“Yes it is!” he managed a growl and to unsheathe his claws, “Grr! See, menacing!”
An evil grin passed across Jen’s face, and she idly stepped over to him. Akan kept his ‘menacing’ look, but watched her curiously. She reached up to his head, finding a spot right behind his ear, and scratching gently. Akan’s mind melted. He found himself leaning his head towards her hand and...a sound started. Purring. He was purring. Loud, and somehow similar to a growl, but obviously purring.
Suddenly, she stopped, laughed at his pathetic whimper, and started towards the exit to the dock. Over her shoulder, she called to him, “Very menacing.”
“That wasn’t fair!” Akan yelled back, doing his best to catch up, part of his mind wondering how to get her to do that again, “I wasn’t ready! Do it again! I’ll stay menacing this time! I mean it!”
She gave him a look, laughed again, and left the dock. She was doing the perfect imitation of one who had such a ‘menacing’ pet as a bodyguard. She just ignored him. This of course, was driving him crazy as they walked through the streets of the large city and they tried to find a good dealer.