Ankh-Morpork Guard
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Chapter 87: Simple Traps
“What’s that?” Jen asked, reaching up from the back of the speeder too look at something on the horizon.
“What’s what?” Akan and Light asked in unison, both surveying the quickly moving ground for whatever it was Jen saw. Light caught it first, making an ‘oh’ noise. Akan had asked again what it was, and Jen responded by forcefully turning his head in the correct direction. With a panicked reflex, Akan immediately stopped the speeder, nearly splattering them all in the process.
After they recovered from the shock of the stop, Akan managed to look sheepish before peering across the horizon. There was something. No, that was a smell. A smell? Like what?
“I smell smoke,” Light said. Ah. Smoke. Wait. Smoke?! This was the middle of the desert. There shouldn’t be anything out here but sand. It’d only been ten minutes, and there was still a good distance to their destination. Akan ruled that out as the source.
Noticing that Akan was looking confused, Jen pointed again. In the moonless night, it was harder to spot the plume of smoke. But the stars hinted at its location. But if the stars were being distorted that much, and he could smell it all this way out...big. Why did he feel like stopping?! There was a job to be done.
“We should check it out,” Light said, completely surprising Akan at the statement.
Jen nodded in agreement, starting to climb out. Akan tried to think up a protest, but just couldn’t manage it. Realizing that the two others were already out and he was alone, Akan climbed out of the speeder and looked off to the smoke. It wasn’t thick where they were, but the smell was really bothering him. Obviously, a downside to strong senses. A serious downside. Again, Akan realized he was being left behind. Both Jen and Light were slowly walking towards the source of the smoke.
A small, flickering orange could be seen probably not too far off. Distance was hard to determine, as the lack of moonlight was causing even his Alraxian vision to be distorted. He could see well enough, but the horizon line simply blended into the sky. Catching up with the two others, Akan couldn’t help but get a bad feeling about all of this. Something was just very wrong about a fire in the middle of the uninhabited desert. Stopping to look was probably stupid. Too late, though. And anyway, it didn’t look like any of that would need to be mentioned to Light or Jen, as the two of them were at least looking cautious.
“What’s a fire like that doing out here?” Jen asked no one in particular after they got a little closer. The heat was an indicator of how close more than anything.
Akan just shrugged, looking over the dying flames and really not able to shake that feeling. He was smart enough to know a trap when he saw one, but this just confused him. It had the general feel of a trap...but seemed far too simple. And there was no other indication of trouble beyond that feeling. No matter how much Akan trusted in the Force and its warnings, he couldn’t believe everything. Sometimes it was just simple paranoia. Sometimes.
“Look,” Light pointed to general area of the ground. It took Akan’s eyes a few moments, but he soon realized that it was an object she was pointing at. Large. And...
“That’s not what I think it is,” he mumbled, slowly stepping towards the object.
Jen gave him a confused look, her eyes not able to distinguish anything through the still thickening smoke, “What you think what is?”
“It looks like one,” Light commented, following Akan and peering towards the thing that Jen couldn’t see.
“What looks like one what?!” Jen asked sounding more annoyed this time. Too much ambiguity was getting confusing. Giving up, she caught up with Akan and stopped dead in her tracks. Well, not dead, but quickly at least. Dead was what they were looking at.
“That’s what,” Akan said after motioning towards the burnt and horrible smelling thing.
Staring for a long moment, Jen finally realized what it was. Her eyes widened and she looked around, “Topsider.”
“There are more,” Light said, looking out across the sands. She was right. Akan looked around to see bodies everywhere. Most in many pieces, all severely burnt. He also noticed a few holes in the ground. More like tunnels, probably. Topsider settlement? It fit the description he’d heard from Landau. The flames were finally dying out now, though there were still scattered pockets of orange glow across the sand.
Kneeling down and looking more carefully at the Topsider’s body, Akan did his best to try to look closer, “Smells horrible,” that got a couple of agreeing noises from Jen and Light, but they were both surprised when he reached over to life up the arm of the corpse. He leaned in to look closer(covering his nose and whimpering slightly), then pulled back and looked around with a much more alert expression on his face. His ears were twitching around and his tail swished slightly.
“Couldn’t be,” Light mumbled, suddenly looking just as alert and obviously responding to some private conversation the two Alraxians were having.
“I know those marks as well as you do,” Akan mumbled, stepping towards another body and giving it the same look.
Light followed him closely, sounding slightly panicked when she spoke, “Coincidence!!”
Once he stood up again, Akan gave her a flat look. That got a sight out of Light, and she nodded, “I know...too good to be true...”
“What the hell is going on?!” Jen finally growled, getting far too annoyed with being left out. It was worse than hearing only one side of a comm conversation and knowing you were being talked about on the other end. Akan didn’t seem to hear her, as he was quickly walking past her, grabbing her arm and dragging her with him. Light was keeping up, and Akan eventually let go of Jen’s arm when she pulled away and found herself running along side him. Running to keep up with his fast walking.
“What is it, Akan?” she asked again, grabbing his arm to get some form of attention beyond being dragged off.
She was looking back to the corpse covered sand behind them when he just said, “I know a trap when I see one. I should just listen to my instincts and not stop. I knew there was something wrong here.”
“What are you talking about?!” this time, Jen grabbed him and forced him to stop. This had Light slam into him, as she was looking off in other directions and wasn’t paying attention. After an apology and some whimpering, Jen grabbed Akan’s shoulders and stared up straight into his eyes, “Tell me what the is going on!”
“The Darks were here,” he said, pulling away and looking nervous, “Recently. Very recently. Probably not far away, and probably on their way back now.”
“You catch on quick!” sounded a voice from back towards the flames. Akan knew his own voice when he heard it, and couldn’t help but sight at the idiotic cliche. So typical of himself. Turning and sending a bored look, Akan looked over towards his Dark.
With a bored tone to his voice, Akan said, “You realize that its much more effective to just sneak up and knock me out. Showing off only causes you problems.”
“Actually,” said a second voice, which Akan identified as Dark, from behind them. He turned to see her standing between them and the speeder, smirking, “This was your chance to show intelligence and surrender. The Topsiders were just there and we were bored.”
Light, Jen, and Akan took time to exchange a series of looks. It was more for effect, showing that they could look just as foolish if they tried. And somehow, it was funny. What surprised all of them was that Light was the one to step forward and speak up, “We’ve decided that we think you should surrender first.”
Not how Akan would have said it, but the general idea was right. Taunting. Revenge. Making fools of one self for no other reason than some strange feeling right before you knew you were likely to get killed. A sound behind them signaled them all to Akan’s Dark moving. In that quick instance, it seemed like a thousand things occurred at once. At hearing the movement, the three of them turned to react, all three drawing blasters and readying them. However, none of them were able to fire. By the time Akan had reached up with his weapon and started to squeeze the trigger, he realized the mistake of turning. The realization came in the form of a hard hit to the back of the head, sending him to the ground in a daze. A second later, Dark got her hands around Jen and yanked the blaster away while starting to drag the struggling woman off. It was a fight Jen knew she couldn’t win, but she fought it anyway. The fight resulted in her being knocked unconscious, of course. Last, Light’s blaster was torn from her hands by Akan’s Dark, who then jammed a fist into her face an picked her up in one swift and awkward motion.
By the time Akan sat up again, ready to fight again, he was alone. He must have been out for at least a few minutes...or at least close to being unconscious. More had happened...that was too quick. How could he have been so stupid? Simple traps are the best. And that one was so simple that it had been sprung and succeeded in a matter of seconds. Not even a fight. Getting to his feet, Akan looked towards where Sadrak’s facility was. Off towards where the Darks had to be going. He would have started that direction right away if Akan hadn’t found the drive system in the speeder was destroyed.
Typical. All that flash and cliched activity was just to distract them. Akan kicked himself for underestimating the Darks. Sighing, he started on that long walk that would have to be made towards the facility. Hopefully, he was going the right direction. There wasn’t much other choice. But then there was a sound. Behind and above him. Of course!
Turning around, Akan watched the old model airspeeder set down. Before it had even set down, Voort was climbing out of one side and marching over to the Alraxian. A look of anger in his eyes, he growled, “What happened?! Where’s Jen?!”
Akan then made the decision to never return to the planet ever again. In fact, sand was going to be off limits for the next few millennia also. This damn place drove everyone crazy one way or another.
“What’s that?” Jen asked, reaching up from the back of the speeder too look at something on the horizon.
“What’s what?” Akan and Light asked in unison, both surveying the quickly moving ground for whatever it was Jen saw. Light caught it first, making an ‘oh’ noise. Akan had asked again what it was, and Jen responded by forcefully turning his head in the correct direction. With a panicked reflex, Akan immediately stopped the speeder, nearly splattering them all in the process.
After they recovered from the shock of the stop, Akan managed to look sheepish before peering across the horizon. There was something. No, that was a smell. A smell? Like what?
“I smell smoke,” Light said. Ah. Smoke. Wait. Smoke?! This was the middle of the desert. There shouldn’t be anything out here but sand. It’d only been ten minutes, and there was still a good distance to their destination. Akan ruled that out as the source.
Noticing that Akan was looking confused, Jen pointed again. In the moonless night, it was harder to spot the plume of smoke. But the stars hinted at its location. But if the stars were being distorted that much, and he could smell it all this way out...big. Why did he feel like stopping?! There was a job to be done.
“We should check it out,” Light said, completely surprising Akan at the statement.
Jen nodded in agreement, starting to climb out. Akan tried to think up a protest, but just couldn’t manage it. Realizing that the two others were already out and he was alone, Akan climbed out of the speeder and looked off to the smoke. It wasn’t thick where they were, but the smell was really bothering him. Obviously, a downside to strong senses. A serious downside. Again, Akan realized he was being left behind. Both Jen and Light were slowly walking towards the source of the smoke.
A small, flickering orange could be seen probably not too far off. Distance was hard to determine, as the lack of moonlight was causing even his Alraxian vision to be distorted. He could see well enough, but the horizon line simply blended into the sky. Catching up with the two others, Akan couldn’t help but get a bad feeling about all of this. Something was just very wrong about a fire in the middle of the uninhabited desert. Stopping to look was probably stupid. Too late, though. And anyway, it didn’t look like any of that would need to be mentioned to Light or Jen, as the two of them were at least looking cautious.
“What’s a fire like that doing out here?” Jen asked no one in particular after they got a little closer. The heat was an indicator of how close more than anything.
Akan just shrugged, looking over the dying flames and really not able to shake that feeling. He was smart enough to know a trap when he saw one, but this just confused him. It had the general feel of a trap...but seemed far too simple. And there was no other indication of trouble beyond that feeling. No matter how much Akan trusted in the Force and its warnings, he couldn’t believe everything. Sometimes it was just simple paranoia. Sometimes.
“Look,” Light pointed to general area of the ground. It took Akan’s eyes a few moments, but he soon realized that it was an object she was pointing at. Large. And...
“That’s not what I think it is,” he mumbled, slowly stepping towards the object.
Jen gave him a confused look, her eyes not able to distinguish anything through the still thickening smoke, “What you think what is?”
“It looks like one,” Light commented, following Akan and peering towards the thing that Jen couldn’t see.
“What looks like one what?!” Jen asked sounding more annoyed this time. Too much ambiguity was getting confusing. Giving up, she caught up with Akan and stopped dead in her tracks. Well, not dead, but quickly at least. Dead was what they were looking at.
“That’s what,” Akan said after motioning towards the burnt and horrible smelling thing.
Staring for a long moment, Jen finally realized what it was. Her eyes widened and she looked around, “Topsider.”
“There are more,” Light said, looking out across the sands. She was right. Akan looked around to see bodies everywhere. Most in many pieces, all severely burnt. He also noticed a few holes in the ground. More like tunnels, probably. Topsider settlement? It fit the description he’d heard from Landau. The flames were finally dying out now, though there were still scattered pockets of orange glow across the sand.
Kneeling down and looking more carefully at the Topsider’s body, Akan did his best to try to look closer, “Smells horrible,” that got a couple of agreeing noises from Jen and Light, but they were both surprised when he reached over to life up the arm of the corpse. He leaned in to look closer(covering his nose and whimpering slightly), then pulled back and looked around with a much more alert expression on his face. His ears were twitching around and his tail swished slightly.
“Couldn’t be,” Light mumbled, suddenly looking just as alert and obviously responding to some private conversation the two Alraxians were having.
“I know those marks as well as you do,” Akan mumbled, stepping towards another body and giving it the same look.
Light followed him closely, sounding slightly panicked when she spoke, “Coincidence!!”
Once he stood up again, Akan gave her a flat look. That got a sight out of Light, and she nodded, “I know...too good to be true...”
“What the hell is going on?!” Jen finally growled, getting far too annoyed with being left out. It was worse than hearing only one side of a comm conversation and knowing you were being talked about on the other end. Akan didn’t seem to hear her, as he was quickly walking past her, grabbing her arm and dragging her with him. Light was keeping up, and Akan eventually let go of Jen’s arm when she pulled away and found herself running along side him. Running to keep up with his fast walking.
“What is it, Akan?” she asked again, grabbing his arm to get some form of attention beyond being dragged off.
She was looking back to the corpse covered sand behind them when he just said, “I know a trap when I see one. I should just listen to my instincts and not stop. I knew there was something wrong here.”
“What are you talking about?!” this time, Jen grabbed him and forced him to stop. This had Light slam into him, as she was looking off in other directions and wasn’t paying attention. After an apology and some whimpering, Jen grabbed Akan’s shoulders and stared up straight into his eyes, “Tell me what the is going on!”
“The Darks were here,” he said, pulling away and looking nervous, “Recently. Very recently. Probably not far away, and probably on their way back now.”
“You catch on quick!” sounded a voice from back towards the flames. Akan knew his own voice when he heard it, and couldn’t help but sight at the idiotic cliche. So typical of himself. Turning and sending a bored look, Akan looked over towards his Dark.
With a bored tone to his voice, Akan said, “You realize that its much more effective to just sneak up and knock me out. Showing off only causes you problems.”
“Actually,” said a second voice, which Akan identified as Dark, from behind them. He turned to see her standing between them and the speeder, smirking, “This was your chance to show intelligence and surrender. The Topsiders were just there and we were bored.”
Light, Jen, and Akan took time to exchange a series of looks. It was more for effect, showing that they could look just as foolish if they tried. And somehow, it was funny. What surprised all of them was that Light was the one to step forward and speak up, “We’ve decided that we think you should surrender first.”
Not how Akan would have said it, but the general idea was right. Taunting. Revenge. Making fools of one self for no other reason than some strange feeling right before you knew you were likely to get killed. A sound behind them signaled them all to Akan’s Dark moving. In that quick instance, it seemed like a thousand things occurred at once. At hearing the movement, the three of them turned to react, all three drawing blasters and readying them. However, none of them were able to fire. By the time Akan had reached up with his weapon and started to squeeze the trigger, he realized the mistake of turning. The realization came in the form of a hard hit to the back of the head, sending him to the ground in a daze. A second later, Dark got her hands around Jen and yanked the blaster away while starting to drag the struggling woman off. It was a fight Jen knew she couldn’t win, but she fought it anyway. The fight resulted in her being knocked unconscious, of course. Last, Light’s blaster was torn from her hands by Akan’s Dark, who then jammed a fist into her face an picked her up in one swift and awkward motion.
By the time Akan sat up again, ready to fight again, he was alone. He must have been out for at least a few minutes...or at least close to being unconscious. More had happened...that was too quick. How could he have been so stupid? Simple traps are the best. And that one was so simple that it had been sprung and succeeded in a matter of seconds. Not even a fight. Getting to his feet, Akan looked towards where Sadrak’s facility was. Off towards where the Darks had to be going. He would have started that direction right away if Akan hadn’t found the drive system in the speeder was destroyed.
Typical. All that flash and cliched activity was just to distract them. Akan kicked himself for underestimating the Darks. Sighing, he started on that long walk that would have to be made towards the facility. Hopefully, he was going the right direction. There wasn’t much other choice. But then there was a sound. Behind and above him. Of course!
Turning around, Akan watched the old model airspeeder set down. Before it had even set down, Voort was climbing out of one side and marching over to the Alraxian. A look of anger in his eyes, he growled, “What happened?! Where’s Jen?!”
Akan then made the decision to never return to the planet ever again. In fact, sand was going to be off limits for the next few millennia also. This damn place drove everyone crazy one way or another.