Ankh-Morpork Guard
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Chapter 289: The Negotiations Were Short
Running a hand through newly brown hair, Jyren did his best to avoid the balance problems that came with no longer having a tail. Despite having no idea how exactly that worked in the first place, it always threw him off(and nearly to his face most of the time) after morphing. Idly, he refitted his belt and holster around a slightly smaller waist, now just wasting time waiting for Shadow. It was decided, for obvious reasons, that speaking with the two nicely dressed and probably administrative people who were waiting in the bay with all of the guards would best be done as humans. Generic, boring, quiet humans that could be easily forgotten when they were gone.
And yet he was still standing here staring at the closed hatch that led out to the hangar beyond...waiting on Shadow. Whatever she was doing, he had a feeling it was best not to ask. Loki was also keeping suspiciously silent, though Jyren couldn’t help but wonder if that had to do with the fact that Tobias was still drilling the poor ship with questions and trying to find ways to play with the giant ship. And for some odd reason, just standing around like this was making Jyren jumpy. For the third time, he reached down to check the blaster pistol at his hip.
Not that he planned to use the thing, but there was something to be said about walking straight into a hangar like this one with all of the armed security forces and proudly showing off the fact that you had a blaster on you and were, quite definitely, not afraid to use it despite the odds. Yes, they’d probably take it off of him, but that didn’t matter. Stretching again, Jyren couldn’t help but feel so much smaller. The ceiling of the corridors was a good meter and a half...no, more like two meters higher above his head than he’d gotten so used to. Not to mention that he was so used to looking through metallic blue hair that the more normal brown caused him to stare at it and try not to be confused.
A throat was cleared behind Jyren, and for a moment he was completely lost as to the source. But then the brain started working again and Jyren realized that the higher pitched sound was, in fact, simply a human Shadow. That took getting used to, too...maybe more than anything else. Turning around, he grinned to himself. At least he was still ta...tall...taller?...
When Jyren’s face went blank and his mouth left gaping, Shadow grinned. She looked much different than he did when morphing to a human body...perhaps that was because he’d actually been human, and there was some unconscious connection to looking like he’d always looked. But with Shadow, not only did she shrink down in size, but her hair changed completely to a much shorter mass of jet black hair that looked nothing like the Shadow anyone was used to seeing.
No...no it wasn’t the hair that caused that at this point.
This time, it was definitely...definitely...the...the..the...clothes. Yes. Yes, the clothes. Definitely the clothes. Yes, of course...not the...her...no! The clothes!
“Buh...um...” Jyren mumbled, then realized those weren’t words and that she was grinning even more. He forced his eyes up...no, up! Then, holding her gaze as best was possible when she was using The Look, searched out for real words, “Uh...buh...where the hell did that uh...uh...thing come from?”
Of course that only got the grin on Shadow’s face to grow bigger. She laughed and glanced down at what she’d changed into. Yes, one could have described it as revealing, but it wasn’t as much what was revealed as what was suggested. Figure hugging in just the right way and places. Looking back up at him, she tilted her head, “You have a problem with it?”
Again, Jyren’s mouth opened and non-words escaped. Eventually getting his eyes back up again(yes, up, dammit!), Jyren forced out other things that seemed to be more word-like, “I uh...no...! Just...um...you don’t...and...its not...where the hell did that come from?!”
At first, Shadow just stared. She had attempted to decipher the at least five different questions that had been buried in that, but only could make out the last one. She shifted slightly, now actually attempting to stop distracting him on purpose like that, and shrugged, “You probably don’t want to know.”
He was, of course, still staring, “Looks like...like something from a Twi’lek.”
That brought the grin back to Shadow’s face, “You do know that there are other tactics beyond charging in and showing off your blaster pistol.”
She had nodded to the weapon at his hip before sidling past to the hatch. While the clothes she wore were, in fact, designed for a Twi’lek, they were still dignified enough to garner her respect with whoever these administrators were. Just one little edge. And no, she wasn’t planning on telling the story on how she’d gotten a hold of it, but Shadow figured that if Jyren thought she didn’t have a morph as useful as a Twi’lek then he was really more of an idiot than she ever joked about.
“I’ll lead,” Shadow commented over her shoulder to him, “Jump in where you feel its necessary and keep an eye on everything. They’re either going to try to keep us for a long time in fear that we’re going to take our business elsewhere or make this extremely quick because we’re getting in the way.”
Jyren nodded, but she didn’t see it. Instead, she’d already hit the hatch and it irised open to reveal the soft grey colours of the hangar. The security forces all shifted to face them, but they didn’t actually raise any blasters. Jyren also noticed that the insignia’s on their shoulders weren’t New Republic, but Kuat Drive Yards Security...that was a very good relief. At the end of a makeshift path lined by the security force were two other humans, both definitely Kuati in their looks. Tall, strong lined features, slicked back, blonde colour hair, and a perfect stature. Though one was a woman and the other a man, it was disturbingly difficult to tell the difference.
Calmly, Shadow and Jyren walked across the deck to the two Kuati. Their footsteps echoed loudly in the relatively empty hangar, and when they reached two meters from them, Shadow and Jyren both stopped and(at a mental signal from Shadow), bowed. The Kuati followed suit, and then the woman said in a very diplomatic tone, “We are honoured by your presence. We were...beginning to wonder if this order would be checked on. It is rare that we work from start to finish without at least one meeting with at least a representative of our clients.”
Shadow nodded in the exact way that every diplomat Jyren had ever seen did, using a similar tone of voice, “I trust things are going well?”
“Very well,” the man said in a voice that was deeper than seemed possible for a man that was just about Jyren’s height and build, “However, you must understand that for such a large order, much time must be given. We are working as quickly as possible.”
It was very hidden in his tone, but Shadow immediately knew which kind of talk this was. These two didn’t like having their work interrupted. They were amazingly talented diplomats and were able to hide this displeasure as if with the Force, but Shadow was very, very skilled at reading people. It also meant, though, that it was unlikely they would see anything beyond this hangar.
So Shadow decided to make the best of it and nodded again, “Of course I understand. It would be helpful, though, if you could provide us with a short report on the progress. That way, you may return to your work and we can be on our way and stop wasting anymore of your time.”
The fact that this point was not argued proved the two were ready for this conversation to be over with already. When the woman pulled out a datapad and handed it to Shadow, that sealed the entire thing. Suddenly, Shadow was even more glad to have memorized that confirmation number. Just as she was thinking it, the Kuati woman said, “It is encrypted to protect the data, of course. We have used the encryption specified by your employer, so it should be no trouble for you to check the data.”
Another nod from Shadow. That had been a test. Any hesitation would likely have meant the two of them being gunned down. But Shadow was smarter than that, and now, as quickly as this all had begun, it was over. She bowed again(with Jyren quickly following suit), and allowed a simple smile, “Thank you for your time.”
And then, Shadow pivoted around and returned to Loki. Jyren was right at her side the entire time, and when they re-entered Loki and the hatch was closed, he let out a sigh, “Why do I have a feeling that was much more dangerous than it looked like at first?”
Shadow grinned and patted his shoulder, “Because you’re learning about more than rushing in and shooting things, dear.”
“Now we have to figure out how to break this encryption,” Jyren said, trying not to let his eyes drift too much again.
But Shadow just shook her head, “No. First, we get out of here. Then we’ll work on the datapad.”
There was then a silence as they headed to the cockpit to take Loki out. But the entire time it was being poked at by a strong feeling, both through the link an through the Force. When they’d sat down in their respective seats in the cockpit, Shadow gave Jyren the same Look as before and waited.
He grinned and shrugged, “Because we get through to the decryption, you’re telling me how you got those clothes. I know that’s going to be a good story.”
“Ooooh, so you do like them?” Shadow laughed and tossed the datapad over to him, “I’ll tell you the story only if you’re good. Hopefully you’ll actually listen and stop staring at me, though...” she trailed off a moment as Jyren went red, then decided to add one last attack, “Oh, and dear, please close your mouth before you choke on something.”
Running a hand through newly brown hair, Jyren did his best to avoid the balance problems that came with no longer having a tail. Despite having no idea how exactly that worked in the first place, it always threw him off(and nearly to his face most of the time) after morphing. Idly, he refitted his belt and holster around a slightly smaller waist, now just wasting time waiting for Shadow. It was decided, for obvious reasons, that speaking with the two nicely dressed and probably administrative people who were waiting in the bay with all of the guards would best be done as humans. Generic, boring, quiet humans that could be easily forgotten when they were gone.
And yet he was still standing here staring at the closed hatch that led out to the hangar beyond...waiting on Shadow. Whatever she was doing, he had a feeling it was best not to ask. Loki was also keeping suspiciously silent, though Jyren couldn’t help but wonder if that had to do with the fact that Tobias was still drilling the poor ship with questions and trying to find ways to play with the giant ship. And for some odd reason, just standing around like this was making Jyren jumpy. For the third time, he reached down to check the blaster pistol at his hip.
Not that he planned to use the thing, but there was something to be said about walking straight into a hangar like this one with all of the armed security forces and proudly showing off the fact that you had a blaster on you and were, quite definitely, not afraid to use it despite the odds. Yes, they’d probably take it off of him, but that didn’t matter. Stretching again, Jyren couldn’t help but feel so much smaller. The ceiling of the corridors was a good meter and a half...no, more like two meters higher above his head than he’d gotten so used to. Not to mention that he was so used to looking through metallic blue hair that the more normal brown caused him to stare at it and try not to be confused.
A throat was cleared behind Jyren, and for a moment he was completely lost as to the source. But then the brain started working again and Jyren realized that the higher pitched sound was, in fact, simply a human Shadow. That took getting used to, too...maybe more than anything else. Turning around, he grinned to himself. At least he was still ta...tall...taller?...
When Jyren’s face went blank and his mouth left gaping, Shadow grinned. She looked much different than he did when morphing to a human body...perhaps that was because he’d actually been human, and there was some unconscious connection to looking like he’d always looked. But with Shadow, not only did she shrink down in size, but her hair changed completely to a much shorter mass of jet black hair that looked nothing like the Shadow anyone was used to seeing.
No...no it wasn’t the hair that caused that at this point.
This time, it was definitely...definitely...the...the..the...clothes. Yes. Yes, the clothes. Definitely the clothes. Yes, of course...not the...her...no! The clothes!
“Buh...um...” Jyren mumbled, then realized those weren’t words and that she was grinning even more. He forced his eyes up...no, up! Then, holding her gaze as best was possible when she was using The Look, searched out for real words, “Uh...buh...where the hell did that uh...uh...thing come from?”
Of course that only got the grin on Shadow’s face to grow bigger. She laughed and glanced down at what she’d changed into. Yes, one could have described it as revealing, but it wasn’t as much what was revealed as what was suggested. Figure hugging in just the right way and places. Looking back up at him, she tilted her head, “You have a problem with it?”
Again, Jyren’s mouth opened and non-words escaped. Eventually getting his eyes back up again(yes, up, dammit!), Jyren forced out other things that seemed to be more word-like, “I uh...no...! Just...um...you don’t...and...its not...where the hell did that come from?!”
At first, Shadow just stared. She had attempted to decipher the at least five different questions that had been buried in that, but only could make out the last one. She shifted slightly, now actually attempting to stop distracting him on purpose like that, and shrugged, “You probably don’t want to know.”
He was, of course, still staring, “Looks like...like something from a Twi’lek.”
That brought the grin back to Shadow’s face, “You do know that there are other tactics beyond charging in and showing off your blaster pistol.”
She had nodded to the weapon at his hip before sidling past to the hatch. While the clothes she wore were, in fact, designed for a Twi’lek, they were still dignified enough to garner her respect with whoever these administrators were. Just one little edge. And no, she wasn’t planning on telling the story on how she’d gotten a hold of it, but Shadow figured that if Jyren thought she didn’t have a morph as useful as a Twi’lek then he was really more of an idiot than she ever joked about.
“I’ll lead,” Shadow commented over her shoulder to him, “Jump in where you feel its necessary and keep an eye on everything. They’re either going to try to keep us for a long time in fear that we’re going to take our business elsewhere or make this extremely quick because we’re getting in the way.”
Jyren nodded, but she didn’t see it. Instead, she’d already hit the hatch and it irised open to reveal the soft grey colours of the hangar. The security forces all shifted to face them, but they didn’t actually raise any blasters. Jyren also noticed that the insignia’s on their shoulders weren’t New Republic, but Kuat Drive Yards Security...that was a very good relief. At the end of a makeshift path lined by the security force were two other humans, both definitely Kuati in their looks. Tall, strong lined features, slicked back, blonde colour hair, and a perfect stature. Though one was a woman and the other a man, it was disturbingly difficult to tell the difference.
Calmly, Shadow and Jyren walked across the deck to the two Kuati. Their footsteps echoed loudly in the relatively empty hangar, and when they reached two meters from them, Shadow and Jyren both stopped and(at a mental signal from Shadow), bowed. The Kuati followed suit, and then the woman said in a very diplomatic tone, “We are honoured by your presence. We were...beginning to wonder if this order would be checked on. It is rare that we work from start to finish without at least one meeting with at least a representative of our clients.”
Shadow nodded in the exact way that every diplomat Jyren had ever seen did, using a similar tone of voice, “I trust things are going well?”
“Very well,” the man said in a voice that was deeper than seemed possible for a man that was just about Jyren’s height and build, “However, you must understand that for such a large order, much time must be given. We are working as quickly as possible.”
It was very hidden in his tone, but Shadow immediately knew which kind of talk this was. These two didn’t like having their work interrupted. They were amazingly talented diplomats and were able to hide this displeasure as if with the Force, but Shadow was very, very skilled at reading people. It also meant, though, that it was unlikely they would see anything beyond this hangar.
So Shadow decided to make the best of it and nodded again, “Of course I understand. It would be helpful, though, if you could provide us with a short report on the progress. That way, you may return to your work and we can be on our way and stop wasting anymore of your time.”
The fact that this point was not argued proved the two were ready for this conversation to be over with already. When the woman pulled out a datapad and handed it to Shadow, that sealed the entire thing. Suddenly, Shadow was even more glad to have memorized that confirmation number. Just as she was thinking it, the Kuati woman said, “It is encrypted to protect the data, of course. We have used the encryption specified by your employer, so it should be no trouble for you to check the data.”
Another nod from Shadow. That had been a test. Any hesitation would likely have meant the two of them being gunned down. But Shadow was smarter than that, and now, as quickly as this all had begun, it was over. She bowed again(with Jyren quickly following suit), and allowed a simple smile, “Thank you for your time.”
And then, Shadow pivoted around and returned to Loki. Jyren was right at her side the entire time, and when they re-entered Loki and the hatch was closed, he let out a sigh, “Why do I have a feeling that was much more dangerous than it looked like at first?”
Shadow grinned and patted his shoulder, “Because you’re learning about more than rushing in and shooting things, dear.”
“Now we have to figure out how to break this encryption,” Jyren said, trying not to let his eyes drift too much again.
But Shadow just shook her head, “No. First, we get out of here. Then we’ll work on the datapad.”
There was then a silence as they headed to the cockpit to take Loki out. But the entire time it was being poked at by a strong feeling, both through the link an through the Force. When they’d sat down in their respective seats in the cockpit, Shadow gave Jyren the same Look as before and waited.
He grinned and shrugged, “Because we get through to the decryption, you’re telling me how you got those clothes. I know that’s going to be a good story.”
“Ooooh, so you do like them?” Shadow laughed and tossed the datapad over to him, “I’ll tell you the story only if you’re good. Hopefully you’ll actually listen and stop staring at me, though...” she trailed off a moment as Jyren went red, then decided to add one last attack, “Oh, and dear, please close your mouth before you choke on something.”