Originally posted by Wee Jas:
Richards? My song-paraody sense is tingling!
And with good reason! I don't know how many of you are Frank Zappa fans, but the following song, sung by Magnus Turon, is a parody of Zappa's "Disco Boy" and is based on the events of the latest update.
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JEDI BOY
Jedi boy! Run to the spaceship and don't look back!
Jedi boy! The miners are pissed, they don't seem friendly
And it looks like they won't cut no slack.
Jedi boy, you know you might be
Child of Prophecy,
Either you or him:
That whiny Anakin.
Jedi boy, you're outtasight,
You need a Jedi Knight to hone your might.
I'll put you to your tasks, stand you on your head.
While you're upside-down, make those rocks spin round!
Jedi boy! Follow Mikau Me and run like heck!
Jedi boy! He's over eight feet tall, like all kaminoans,
And most of that is neck!
Jedi boy, war has broken out,
And the Jedi Knights, without a doubt,
Gonna lead the clone force,
Because we Jedis are so frikkin' devout.
Jedi training is so vast,
Watch lightsabers deflect laser blasts!
A Jedi trick, a quick wrist-flick,
You know it's our duty to look so slick.
You know it's our duty to look so slick.
You know it's our duty to look so slick.
Duty. Our duty!
Duty. Our duty!
Duty. You know it's our duty.
Duty. You know it's our duty.
Duty. You know it's our duty.
Duty. You know it's our duty.
You know it's duty. Our duty.
Duty. You know's it's duty.
Jedi boy! This is our last chance to make it safe aboard.
Jedi boy! They're closing in fast, and that bomb can't be ignored.
Jedi boy, what's that awful roar? He sounds awful sore,
Screaming with anger, do you think it just might be a rancor?
Jedi boy, get your ass inside, and thank the Force you did not get fried.
With any luck at all the bomb'll take out that ticked-off monster.
It's Jedi fast retreat. Make sure you take a seat.
It's Jedi fast retreat. Make sure you take a seat.
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Johnathan
Wandering Unofficial Bard