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Message: <blockquote data-quote="tetrasodium" data-source="post: 7917430" data-attributes="member: 93670">Here are a bunch I've been collecting into a text file from various sourcesOne of the canonical satirical works of Kessler, War of the Five DucksThe Miron CodeBlack Hearts and Bloody HandsRed Hot Iron, White Hot Iron, Cold Black IronThe Forgotten ContinentThe Vampire Slattern Saga13 Shades of GrayThe Hitcher's Guide to ZilargoThe Flame DelusionA Brief History of the PlanesAll Quiet on the Droaamish Front7 Cantrips of Highly Destructive Wizardsa bunch of cheap Romances written by an aberration who feeds off of romance and arousal. She lives in Sharn.The Barbarians body.Bride of the Bard.Temptation in Thrane.Druids in the Night.Warriors Wedding.Touch of the Monk.White hot Paladin Love.The Ranger in Black.Romancing the Rogue.A Sorcerous Affair.I was loved by a Warlock. Wizards first Wife.Illithid love. (As a play on Illicit love.)Love Conquers All, a How-To Guide for Non-Standard Partnerships.Briney Lips, Or: How A Handsome Khoravar Sailor Stole My Heart (Unabridged)" complete with a detailed cover drawing of a half-elf sailor with AMAZING absScorpion and Skull - A Study of DrowSerpentis Fragmentum - The Study of Ancient Xen'drik Serpent CultsMorolynn's Morticery and Other Uncommon UndeadAccounts from the 3rd Witherstone Expedition.Trade Laws of the Old EmpireMagebred Hamsters and You. He Stood Unmoved: A Biography of Bastion. Naturalist's Guide to Eberron Vol. 1Lhazaar Lover Sharn's Hottest DistrictsSix Months in Riedra (a travelogue)Six Months in Riedra (not a travelogue)Monsters are MothersOne of the canonical satirical works of Kessler, War of the Five DucksThe Miron CodeBlack Hearts and Bloody HandsRed Hot Iron, White Hot Iron, Cold Black IronThe Forgotten ContinentThe Vampire Slattern Saga13 Shades of GrayThe Hitcher's Guide to ZilargoThe Flame DelusionA Brief History of the PlanesAll Quiet on the Droaamish Front7 Cantrips of Highly Destructive WizardsA primer for the undead in Karrnath, meant for easing young kids into the idea of older family being undead. "So Grandpa's still coming to holiday dinner." A double-faced, hand-written pslam-style book: one side is titled, History of Drooamish Intellectuals and signed, "With Love, your Aunt Nellie". Other side is titled, List of Darguuni Pacifists. The sketch-filled margins are a pornographic flip-book.The qualifying thesis of Nelson Nelsor (ne: the Zilargo Nelsors) for formal acceptance into The Trust entitled: The Effects of Geography & Giganomics on Ahistorical Factors pertaining to the Five Nations & Lesser Powers, from their Origins down to the Present Day.It is 22 1/2" by 16", weighs 18 pounds, and is over 800 pages long in its current form. It is periodically updated with new pages, revisions, and petulantly thick over-writing by low ranking grad-scholars. These expensive editions are magically linked to a master copy which allows them to be updated in real-time. The book is able to automatically recycle fabric & paper, converting those materials into newly updated pages.A side-effect of updates is that the book will consume other books, scrolls, sleeves, blouses, even skirt or pant fronts if the book is being held in the lap at the time of an update. Spell books & scrolls may inadvertently release their spell effects while being consumed.The book is widely-considered to be the most obnoxiously tedious expression of writing in any language. It is unclear how traveling thesis sales-gnomes have been so successful in disseminating the book throughout every respectable library in Khorvairre, but the rumors that it contains cypher keys to the code languages of many intelligence agencies are thoroughly definitely probably specious.</blockquote>

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