[Story Hour] Star Wars- Wrath of the Rebellion has begun.

Dr Midnight

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Mods- this isn't a thread about Ep II, this is Story Hour promotional stuff. Be advised. Please don't shoot my thread, pa...

My Wrath of the Rebellion story hour began recently. Here's some squeezin's...
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EXT. GALAXY - PLANET HOTH
CAMERA PANS DOWN FROM STARS TO REVEAL A BLUE-WHITE PLANET. THE CHANDRILA SURVEYOR, DENT DARKSTAR'S CORELLIAN YT-2400 CARGO STARSHIP, FLIES BEFORE CAMERA, SLOWLY GUIDING ITSELF THROUGH HOTH'S THIN STRATOSPHERE.
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Selling points include regular biweekly updates, a constant attempt at an epic feel, images when I can include them, timeline (including characters and events) straight from Empire Strikes Back, and a plot that links to events in Episode II.

If that doesn't sell you, I'm giving away a free beach towel with every read*.

*In no sense.

The thread can be found here (the story begins on the third page): http://www.enworld.org/messageboards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10582&pagenumber=3
 
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From yesterday, on the temp boards:

YOU THERE!
You look bored. You look like you need to be entertained!

You COULD read a book, but all those cumbersome pages, all that blood from
papercut thumbs, and hours of sitting in some uncomfortable chair... No
thanks!

You COULD go to a movie, but why invest tens of thousands of dollars to sit
in a dank theater, probably with rats running around, watching Sandra
Bullock's latest thriller. Brother, count me out!

You COULD watch "television", but why toast yourself in front of over 140
degrees of radiation to catch an episode of the Hughleys? Uh-uh!

WHAT'S THE SOLUTION?
Why, Dr. Midnight's Story Hour, stupid! It's chock full of the entertaining
crap you love. It's epic Star Wars storytelling- Jedi, EpV timeline, and big
colorful explosions- and here's the best part, for you 1st week boycotters:
IT'S ABSOLUTELY FREE! GEORGE LUCAS MAKES NOT ONE CENT FROM DR. MIDNIGHT'S
STAR WARS STORY HOUR!

Avoid imitators like "Piratecat" and "Sageero", who only want your
hard-earned dollars. Did you know every hundred dollar bill they make from
their STUPID story hour readers is used to light cigars clenched in blinding
white rictus grins as those two fatcats laugh your money away?

Hey, yo, check this out!

BEFORE Dr. Midnight's Story Hour:
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AFTER Dr. Midnight's Story Hour:
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The choice is clear. Don't be a tool. Read my frickin' story hour. NOW!
 



It works!

Before Dr. Midnights' Story Hour, I was a no-good deadbeat.

Now that I've read it, I'm healthier, more popular, and have a fresh pine scent!

Thanks, Dr. Midnight!
 


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