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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Snarf Zagyg" data-source="post: 9062879" data-attributes="member: 7023840">SNARFZODIACKILLER SEASON 2 REVIEW, EPISODE 1-4WUT WUT WUT? AFTER A LONG PERIOD OF WITHDRAWAL, I FEEL LIKE I JUST MAINLINED STRAIGHT-UP CLASSIC '80S GNR, BABY. THATS RIGHT. I DONT KNOW WHAT A PARAMOUNT IS, BUT IMA GONNA WATCH SHATKIRK AND HIS CREW EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK, AND TWICE ON SUNDAYS.FIRST EPISODE WAS GOOD. RIGHT DECISION IN SENDING AWAY SHATKIRK AND HIS DREAMY HAIR. DONT THINK I COULD TAKE THAT MUCH AWESOMENESS ALL AT ONCE. SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA LET THE DRUMMER DO HIS SOLO. AND BY DRUMMER, I MEAN DOCTOR FEELPAIN. ENOUGH OF BORING SADSACK DOCTOR WITH HIDDEN CHILD. THIS IS AWESOME SADSACK DOCTOR THAT DOESNT WANT TO KICK YOUR AZZ ... BUT STILL DOES!AND DID SOMEONE SAY KLINGONS? LIKE ANY GOOD COVER BAND, THEY KNOW WHEN TO BRING OUT THE HITS. AND THIS IS LED ZEPPLICA WHIPPING OUT WHOLE LOTTA LOVE. SPEAKING OF A WHOLE LOTTA LOVE .... SPOCKPEL? CHASPOCK? KILL ME NOW AND PLAY NOBODYS FOOL AT MY FUNERAL, THIS NON-AGAIN-ON-AGAIN RELATIONSHIP IS THE ROSS AND RACHEL OF OUTER SPACE, IF ROSS AND RACHEL DIDNT SUCK MORE THAN ST ANGER. #LADIESLOVECOOLSPOCK #SPOCKKIRK4LYFEFINALLY, ENTERPRISE HAS YET ANOTHER NON-SCOTTISH ENGINEER. IS THE NEW ENGINEER OKAY? MAYBE. BUT THE NEW ENGINEER IS NOT HEMMER. #NEVERFORGET #IMNOTCRYINGURCRYINGSECOND EPISODE WAS A TRIAL I THINK. ON THE GOOD SIDE, LOTS OF SHATKIRK HAIR AND HIM LOOKING PENSIVE. SO. HOT. ON THE MINUS SIDE, LOTS OF MYSTIQUE. SZK HAS BEEN ARRESTED A FEW TIMES IN DIFFERENT STATES WITH COMPETENT COURT SYSTEMS (AND MISSISSIPPI) AND HAS NEVER HAD AN EXPERIENCE LIKE THAT. GETTING YOUR GENES ALL UPCHARGED IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN PUBLIC URINATION? THERE WAS A GOOD MORAL HERE. THINK IT WAS BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER. OR MAYBE IT WAS .... ALL WE OUR IS DUST IN THE WIND, DUDE. I DON'T KNOW, I GOT LOST IN SHATKIRK'S DREAMY EYES FOR MOST OF THE EPISODE. THIRD EPISODE? O.M.G. YOU WANT TO PLAY THE HITS? YOU WANT TO PLAY THE REAL HITS? THATS RIGHT, SOMEONE IN THE CROWD KEEPS SCREAMING, PLAY FREEBIRD. AND RONNIE VAN ZANDT SHOWS UP AND GRABS THE MIC AND STARTS SINGING. SHATKIRK, MEET REALKIRK.REALKIRK AND KHAN! TRAVEL BACK IN TIME TO 1967 TO MAKE FUN OF CANADA AND INSURE THAT JOAN COLLINS IS KILLED BY CANADIAN GENETIC SUPREMECISTS. THIS EPISODE HAD EVERYTHING. REALKIRK. BLAMING CANADA. ROMULANS BEING BOTH INCREDBILY SNEAKY AND INCREDIBLY STUPID. A MODERN COMMENTARY ON FRIDGING. A WATCH. #CHEKHOVS WATCHFINALLY, WE HAD THE FOURTH EPISODE OF PURE METAL. SHATKIRK HAS A LADY FRIEND. I AM ON TO YOU AND YOUR GIFT, LADY FRIEND. FIRST, SHATKIRK AND HIS HAIR AND HIS DREAMY EYES BELONG TO ME... TO US, THE VIEWERS! SECOND, I WATCHED THE FIRST SEASON. SHATKIRK ALREADY HAD TWO LADY FRIENDS. AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE COMMON DENOMINATOR WAS? THATS RIGHT.... EVIL! LADY FRIEND THAT KILLS CHILDREN. LADY FRIEND THAT PIRATES UP STUFF. WE REMEMBER, EVEN IF SHATKIRK DOESNT. THIS EPISODE ASKS A PROFOUND QUESTION. IS IT BETTER TO BE IGNORANT AND HAPPY, OR KNOWLEDGABLE AND UNHAPPY. EXCEPT ITS MORE IS IT BETTER OT BE IGNORANT AND ENSLAVED AND BEATEN, OR KNOWLEDGABLE AND THE RULERS OF THE PLANET. SHATKIRK MAKES THE RIGHT DECISION.....BUT I HAVE MY EYE ON THE LADY FRIEND. BECAUSE WE KNOW. WE ALL KNOW. A DEF LEPPARD CANT CHANGE ITS SPOTS. AND A LADY FRIEND OF THE CAPTAIN MUST BE EVIL. MY RATING FOR THE FIRST 40% OF THE SEASON: 14.378 SHEIK YERBOUTIS</blockquote>

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