Strange Ruling

[dkilgo]

You too!

Hope Mrs. Claus brings you that wonderful gift you were eyeing earlier this year.


heeheeheeheeheehee

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Re: *grinning wildly*

...and all this even though you don't know that guy? Wow...

You don't even want to think about the stuff we do to people wo annoy us personally, not over the internet......

 

[Dougal DeKree]

...Hope Mrs. Claus brings you that wonderful gift you were eyeing earlier this year...

...well, i guess she will bring her gifts (it's 2 gifts, ya know? )
...and maybe those of her friend as well...Christmas always is so exhausting!


And KaeYoss: I guess i know what you do to people that annoy you personally...it has something to do with "Lyoner", right?

Dougal

 

[Squire James]

The +1 Pole trying to hold the Death Star trash compactor open would either be shoved aside, or a poke a Pole-sized hole in one side of the compactor. Unless this activity destroys the compactor, the people inside are squashed in either case.

I doubt a normal weapon would break from a simple fall, unless it was something extreme like 200 feet. I'd say anything below 40' would be subdual damage to an item that size, and objects are immune to subdual damage. Certainly a magical weapon wouldn't. If that DM really wanted to destroy magical weapons, he really should have bum-rushed you with 100 Rust Monsters like any respectable DM would!

 

[Kae'Yoss]

And KaeYoss: I guess i know what you do to people that annoy you personally...it has something to do with "Lyoner", right?

Dougal

Usual method of execution here is: we schwenk them (There's no meat like swing-meat!)

But that would be far to harmless for them...

 

[Kae'Yoss]

If that DM really wanted to destroy magical weapons, he really should have bum-rushed you with 100 Rust Monsters like any respectable DM would!

You don't get a proper evil bastard DM these days.....

 

[dkilgo]

Hey, I would like to thinkt that I could eventually become an evil bastard DM one of these days. I am really working on it. I got the BoVD. It is a step in the right direction, no?

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Hm... the BovD is only for in-game cruelty against characters. A good start, but it won't help you become an expert. You need meta-game cruelty against players to become a real bastard DM. But the BovD won't hurt, and if you keep practicing (maybe you can pay a dominatrix to play D&D with you, as the DM: "You don't deserve that magic wand and you never will!") you will become one of us. Keep up that good work!

 

[dkilgo]

Thanks.

It is hard being an up and coming rules jedi.

 

[Hypersmurf]

The +1 Pole trying to hold the Death Star trash compactor open would either be shoved aside, or a poke a Pole-sized hole in one side of the compactor. Unless this activity destroys the compactor, the people inside are squashed in either case.

It can only poke a hole in the compactor if it can beat the hardness of the walls. Given that iron has a hardness of 10, and a +1 quarterstaff does 1d8+1 damage, that's never.

For being shoved aside, you just need to find a groove or indentation to wedge it into. The walls weren't sheer faces, after all, they were covered in little ridges and channels...

-Hyp.