Strange yet funny Gaming Moments

[Apok]

It's amazing the funny things that get said over gaming. Yesterday, during a mini-session of our Dragonstar campaign, one of the players wanted to have her character seduce some information out of an ISPD officer. Our DM didn't want us getting the information we needed so easily, so he essentially denied her the opportunity. The player in question happened to be the DM's girlfriend, and gave him one of those "looks." One of the other players happened to mention that, while he may be able to deny her in the game, she has a trump over him. What's that? he asked.

Without missing a beat, she replied; "No sex." I'll never forget the DM's response, which was to put on the most pathetic look he could muster and weakly reply "But that's metagaming!"

Eh, I guess you had to be there. I found it hilarious at the time.

 

[Anabstercorian]

Really LOL

That, my friend, is perfect. Absolutely perfect.

I really don't have anything to compare to that - Except when my dwarven mage ended a battle with a natural twenty on his Perform: Nearly Naked Dwarven Victory Prance check.

 

[Crothian]

I was up at a con in Rochester Ney York and we were gaming in one of the guys hotel room. He was there with his wife, they both gamed. His barbarian was blinded and his wifes character was the only one near him, besides the shadow wolf that was attacking him. He attacked the wolf, fumbled, and ended up hiting his wife's character. At that point he lokked around his hotel room and said:

"You, know, I justiced they gave us two single beds instead of a double."

Probably another one of those you hads to be there for.