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Belen wrote: "We could probably fit you too, although I will have to ask the wife."

Yes, it was so cute how Belen mentioned this to me yesterday. We are sitting around in our weekly D&D group. As DM, I'm explaining the party's current situation, when Belen breaks in with "By the way, I offered our guest room to some folks from ENWorld." Then he indicates that I should proceed with my DMing.

You have to love subtlety.

Of course, it's perfectly OK with me, so if you all plan on coming in April, I say "the more the merrier!"
 

Belen wrote: "Or that newfangled warming gel. Warms on contact even."

OK, that's more than 47% vulgar, Mr. Umeria. That's in the 50 percentile at least!
 

Alenda said:
OK, that's more than 47% vulgar, Mr. Umeria. That's in the 50 percentile at least!

Depends on who you ask I suppose.

What's vulgar to me is that he's now invited Queen D AND Xath to stay with you guys. Adding in yourself, these are some of the hottest gamer chicks I know! Your husband is trying to hog all the hot gamer chicks under one roof! When the lights go out, who knows what could happen?!

(take pictures, kay? ;))
 

Rel said:
Depends on who you ask I suppose.

What's vulgar to me is that he's now invited Queen D AND Xath to stay with you guys. Adding in yourself, these are some of the hottest gamer chicks I know! Your husband is trying to hog all the hot gamer chicks under one roof! When the lights go out, who knows what could happen?!

(take pictures, kay? ;))

ROFL!

(wipes Diet Dr. Pepper off monitor)
 

Rel wrote: Your husband is trying to hog all the hot gamer chicks under one roof!"

GASP! You're right. It'll be like "Hottie Con" all over again.
 

Alenda said:
Rel wrote: Your husband is trying to hog all the hot gamer chicks under one roof!"

GASP! You're right. It'll be like "Hottie Con" all over again.

It'd be a gamer-girl sleepover!!!! RPGs and pillow fights all night long.... :cool:
 


Alenda said:
GASP! You're right. It'll be like "Hottie Con" all over again.

Best laugh I've had all day! :lol:

For those of you not fortunate enough to have been there at the September NC Game Day, there were a bunch of sorority pledges meeting in the first floor of the student union. When BU and Alenda showed up for the game day on the 4th floor, I greeted them and said, "Just our luck huh? Another gaming convention here on the same day! It's HottieCon. All the participants are female gamers between the ages of 19 and 22 and a half, weighing between 95 and 120 pounds."

BU looks at me and says, "Really?"

I thought Alenda was going to sprain her eyes from rolling them too hard. ;)
 

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