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<blockquote data-quote="Lanefan" data-source="post: 5951133" data-attributes="member: 29398">There are so, so many...over 30 years or so we've accumulated a massive pile of quotes.&nbsp; Here's a few just from the current batch that haven't been typed up yet:&quot;Let's go get killed!&quot;&nbsp; - a player OOC, trying out a new party battlecry&quot;By the time we get this session over, 6th edition will have been released.&quot;&nbsp; - another player OOC at the start of what looked like a long and messy in-party trial.&quot;We had so many horseshoes up so many of our orifices!&quot;&nbsp; - a player OOC telling the tale of a battle the party was very lucky to survive.&quot;Where the hell are we?&quot;&nbsp; - Chembri, a War Cleric, party is plane-hopping&quot;That might be exactly where you are.&quot;&nbsp; - me as DM&quot;Then that might not be a good question.&quot; - Chembri's player.&quot;If I die, cure me quickly!&quot;&nbsp; - Zxancs, a fighter, to the aforementioned Chembri&quot;It's either I die or the quest kills me.&quot;&nbsp; - Zxancs again, the eternal optimist&quot;I'm insulted that you dismissed my non-existent suggestion that I didn't make.&quot; - Chembri to Zxancs.&quot;I was just trying to find out how incompetent I am.&quot;&nbsp; - Ymet're the wisdom-6 MU fumbles with a weapon&quot;Well you're doing it wrong.&quot;&nbsp; - Kit, a fighter&quot;What is the striptease value of a buckler?&quot;&nbsp; - a player equips a new PCLanefan</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Lanefan, post: 5951133, member: 29398"] There are so, so many...over 30 years or so we've accumulated a massive pile of quotes. Here's a few just from the current batch that haven't been typed up yet: "Let's go get killed!" - a player OOC, trying out a new party battlecry "By the time we get this session over, 6th edition will have been released." - another player OOC at the start of what looked like a long and messy in-party trial. "We had so many horseshoes up so many of our orifices!" - a player OOC telling the tale of a battle the party was very lucky to survive. "Where the hell are we?" - Chembri, a War Cleric, party is plane-hopping "That might be exactly where you are." - me as DM "Then that might not be a good question." - Chembri's player. "If I die, cure me quickly!" - Zxancs, a fighter, to the aforementioned Chembri "It's either I die or the quest kills me." - Zxancs again, the eternal optimist "I'm insulted that you dismissed my non-existent suggestion that I didn't make." - Chembri to Zxancs. "I was just trying to find out how incompetent I am." - Ymet're the wisdom-6 MU fumbles with a weapon "Well you're doing it wrong." - Kit, a fighter "What is the striptease value of a buckler?" - a player equips a new PC Lanefan [/QUOTE]

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