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<blockquote data-quote="rvalle" data-source="post: 2707310" data-attributes="member: 28272"><p>I used to play a psudo-kender named Ozzl (back in 2e and he made the upgrade to 3.0).</p><p></p><p>During an adventure when he was 9th level or so he left the party to go and get some rocks from a previous room - to throw though a door way or something. While he was gone a lich showed up and started decimating the party. By the time I get back its only the lich and one party member left... a gnome illusionist/thief. I kick in my ring of flying, sneak up behind the litch and backwack it with my 'perfect weapon for all occasion's - the hoopack and roll a 20. Wohoo!</p><p></p><p>It not being magical it bounces off the back of the lich's head doing no damage. Ugg. I scan my character sheet... and had nothing. Knowing I didn't hurt it the first time the lich ignores me. </p><p></p><p>Ha! I fly up take my new found 7 foot long non-magical cloak (rolled up at the bottom so it won't drag on the ground) and jump on the litches head covering it up. Then I hang on... tightly.</p><p></p><p>I look at the remaining character and say "Do something!"</p><p></p><p></p><p>Close to that is when we were sneaking up on some pirate/slavers in a hidden cave. We were oh so carefully rowing our small boat up along side their much larger one. It being way to serious, I reach my hand into the water and splash the uptight paladin. Who splashes me back starting a small water fight. </p><p></p><p>The rest of the party just about had kittens.</p><p></p><p>rv</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rvalle, post: 2707310, member: 28272"] I used to play a psudo-kender named Ozzl (back in 2e and he made the upgrade to 3.0). During an adventure when he was 9th level or so he left the party to go and get some rocks from a previous room - to throw though a door way or something. While he was gone a lich showed up and started decimating the party. By the time I get back its only the lich and one party member left... a gnome illusionist/thief. I kick in my ring of flying, sneak up behind the litch and backwack it with my 'perfect weapon for all occasion's - the hoopack and roll a 20. Wohoo! It not being magical it bounces off the back of the lich's head doing no damage. Ugg. I scan my character sheet... and had nothing. Knowing I didn't hurt it the first time the lich ignores me. Ha! I fly up take my new found 7 foot long non-magical cloak (rolled up at the bottom so it won't drag on the ground) and jump on the litches head covering it up. Then I hang on... tightly. I look at the remaining character and say "Do something!" Close to that is when we were sneaking up on some pirate/slavers in a hidden cave. We were oh so carefully rowing our small boat up along side their much larger one. It being way to serious, I reach my hand into the water and splash the uptight paladin. Who splashes me back starting a small water fight. The rest of the party just about had kittens. rv [/QUOTE]
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