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<blockquote data-quote="Nomad4life" data-source="post: 2829571" data-attributes="member: 28645"><p><strong>Star Wars</strong>: The party of rebel PCs were sneaking around the massive hanger of an imperial supply station on a mission of sabotage. After the ground shakes for several turns, suddenly, an AT-AT (one of those giant assault vehicles that walks on four legs) thunders into view on its way into the hanger/garage. Instantly, the players scramble to hide behind various machinery, crates, etc. and avoid detection. As I’m in the middle of describing the AT-AT docking procedure...</p><p></p><p>NEWGUY: Can I attack it?</p><p></p><p>ME: ...You mean, attack the AT-AT!?! With what!?!?</p><p></p><p>NEWGUY: My wrench!</p><p></p><p>ME: (After long, dumbfounded silence) Well, technically, I guess you could... <em>But it will cost you an intelligence point.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p>NEWGUY: (Fumbling with character sheet) What’s my INT score?</p><p></p><p>ME: 13.</p><p></p><p>NEWGUY: So, you’re saying I can attack it 13 times?</p><p></p><p>At this point, we took a break, so that the other players could explain a few things to our newest member (who had only played hack & slash style D&D games until that point.)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nomad4life, post: 2829571, member: 28645"] [B]Star Wars[/B]: The party of rebel PCs were sneaking around the massive hanger of an imperial supply station on a mission of sabotage. After the ground shakes for several turns, suddenly, an AT-AT (one of those giant assault vehicles that walks on four legs) thunders into view on its way into the hanger/garage. Instantly, the players scramble to hide behind various machinery, crates, etc. and avoid detection. As I’m in the middle of describing the AT-AT docking procedure... NEWGUY: Can I attack it? ME: ...You mean, attack the AT-AT!?! With what!?!? NEWGUY: My wrench! ME: (After long, dumbfounded silence) Well, technically, I guess you could... [I]But it will cost you an intelligence point. [/I] NEWGUY: (Fumbling with character sheet) What’s my INT score? ME: 13. NEWGUY: So, you’re saying I can attack it 13 times? At this point, we took a break, so that the other players could explain a few things to our newest member (who had only played hack & slash style D&D games until that point.) [/QUOTE]
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