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<blockquote data-quote="demiurge1138" data-source="post: 2976430" data-attributes="member: 7451">OK, time for another one. This one is a compound stupidity, if you will. Two bad ideas that went worse together.So I'm actually playing this time. Our party is stuck on an island, and we've just weathered an army of zombies rising from the sea. The ferry's not coming back for a few more days, and we want off as soon as possible. We found a folding boat, but that can only fit about half of us. Our only recourse is that rather tattered little rowboat sitting in the natural cove on the island.The whole party's looking down at that boat. The cove is rocky, full of seaweed. None of us want to go there. Looks dangerous. Finally, the party cleric says &quot;fine, if none of you're going down there, I'm going by myself. Help me with this armor.&quot;Yes, that's right, folks. He took off his armor, in case he slipped into the water. Fair enough, I guess... except then he was ambushed by a chuul.The rest of us are standing up on the shore, firing away. Our druid says, &quot;I know! I'll use the seaweed to entangle the chuul!&quot;The chuul made his save. The now armorless cleric didn't. The rest of us ran in and grabbed the boat after the chuul dragged the cleric's lifeless body away for consumption.The guy who played the cleric didn't come back. He was kind of a jerk, so I didn't mind too terribly.Demiurge out.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="demiurge1138, post: 2976430, member: 7451"] OK, time for another one. This one is a compound stupidity, if you will. Two bad ideas that went worse together. So I'm actually playing this time. Our party is stuck on an island, and we've just weathered an army of zombies rising from the sea. The ferry's not coming back for a few more days, and we want off as soon as possible. We found a folding boat, but that can only fit about half of us. Our only recourse is that rather tattered little rowboat sitting in the natural cove on the island. The whole party's looking down at that boat. The cove is rocky, full of seaweed. None of us want to go there. Looks dangerous. Finally, the party cleric says "fine, if none of you're going down there, I'm going by myself. Help me with this armor." Yes, that's right, folks. He took off his armor, in case he slipped into the water. Fair enough, I guess... except then he was ambushed by a chuul. The rest of us are standing up on the shore, firing away. Our druid says, "I know! I'll use the seaweed to entangle the chuul!" The chuul made his save. The now armorless cleric didn't. The rest of us ran in and grabbed the boat after the chuul dragged the cleric's lifeless body away for consumption. The guy who played the cleric didn't come back. He was kind of a jerk, so I didn't mind too terribly. Demiurge out. [/QUOTE]

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