Menu
News
All News
Dungeons & Dragons
Level Up: Advanced 5th Edition
Pathfinder
Starfinder
Warhammer
2d20 System
Year Zero Engine
Industry News
Reviews
Dragon Reflections
White Dwarf Reflections
Columns
Weekly Digests
Weekly News Digest
Freebies, Sales & Bundles
RPG Print News
RPG Crowdfunding News
Game Content
ENterplanetary DimENsions
Mythological Figures
Opinion
Worlds of Design
Peregrine's Nest
RPG Evolution
Other Columns
From the Freelancing Frontline
Monster ENcyclopedia
WotC/TSR Alumni Look Back
4 Hours w/RSD (Ryan Dancey)
The Road to 3E (Jonathan Tweet)
Greenwood's Realms (Ed Greenwood)
Drawmij's TSR (Jim Ward)
Community
Forums & Topics
Forum List
Latest Posts
Forum list
*Dungeons & Dragons
Level Up: Advanced 5th Edition
D&D Older Editions, OSR, & D&D Variants
*TTRPGs General
*Pathfinder & Starfinder
EN Publishing
*Geek Talk & Media
Search forums
Chat/Discord
Resources
Wiki
Pages
Latest activity
Media
New media
New comments
Search media
Downloads
Latest reviews
Search resources
EN Publishing
Store
EN5ider
Adventures in ZEITGEIST
Awfully Cheerful Engine
What's OLD is NEW
Judge Dredd & The Worlds Of 2000AD
War of the Burning Sky
Level Up: Advanced 5E
Events & Releases
Upcoming Events
Private Events
Featured Events
Socials!
EN Publishing
Twitter
BlueSky
Facebook
Instagram
EN World
BlueSky
YouTube
Facebook
Twitter
Twitch
Podcast
Features
Top 5 RPGs Compiled Charts 2004-Present
Adventure Game Industry Market Research Summary (RPGs) V1.0
Ryan Dancey: Acquiring TSR
Q&A With Gary Gygax
D&D Rules FAQs
TSR, WotC, & Paizo: A Comparative History
D&D Pronunciation Guide
Million Dollar TTRPG Kickstarters
Tabletop RPG Podcast Hall of Fame
Eric Noah's Unofficial D&D 3rd Edition News
D&D in the Mainstream
D&D & RPG History
About Morrus
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Forums & Topics
Forum List
Latest Posts
Forum list
*Dungeons & Dragons
Level Up: Advanced 5th Edition
D&D Older Editions, OSR, & D&D Variants
*TTRPGs General
*Pathfinder & Starfinder
EN Publishing
*Geek Talk & Media
Search forums
Chat/Discord
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Upgrade your account to a Community Supporter account and remove most of the site ads.
Community
General Tabletop Discussion
*TTRPGs General
Stupidest things PCs/DMs have done
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="shilsen" data-source="post: 3044309" data-attributes="member: 198"><p>In the three sessions of a game I'm in run by Rolzup, I've done three of the dumber things a PC of mine (human rogue/duskblade) has done. All with full awareness and intentionally, because that's what my PC would do at the time:</p><p></p><p>1) The PCs (3rd lvl) are in an underground complex, surrounded by a bunch of creepy blind tunnel-dwellers, talking to their leader near a well. Suddenly, a song wafts up from the well and we have to make Will saves. I succeed, but two of the other PCs fail and head for the well. One jumps in before I can get there, but I grab the other right on the brink. And then one of a bunch of hidden enemies charges and bull-rushes us both in. </p><p></p><p>We land in a spider-web, and some distance below us is the first PC who fell in, trying to fight off a huge half-woman half-spider. We're stuck in the web, with no way to climb out or get down and help the lone PC, who's way out of his league. So I pull out a wand, look at the other PC, and say, "Set the web on fire." He looks at me like I'm nuts. "No, really - set it on fire; it's the only way we can reach him."</p><p></p><p>So, for the next two rounds, I fall through a burning web, taking damage all the way, firing a wand as I fall (and hitting every rd), until I land next to my ally with 4 out of my 21 hp left.</p><p></p><p>2) We chase the spider-creature into a series of rooms, and then get ambushed by it as it hits us with some sonic damage, sticking its head around a curtained doorway. The dwarf fighter goes rushing in after it, and I follow. As I come through the door, the creature takes an attack on me, dropping me to 7 hit pts. I'm too close to use my ranseur and if I back out, draw an AoO. So, instead of using Combat Expertise and going defensive, I drop my ranseur, use a spell (Blade of Blood, PHB2), causing 3d6 extra dmg but doing 5 pts of damage to myself (taking me to 2 hp) and punch it in the face with a spiked gauntlet. And roll a 20 and an 18 for a 23 pt crit. Then it hit us with a sonic attack, I blew my save, dropped to -9 hp and was dragged away and healed in the nick of time. But it was worth it.</p><p></p><p>3) Next session, we're in a fight where I and the party rogue have 5 enemies surrounding and attacking us (we're 3rd lvl, & four of them are 2nd and one 4th). I just got critted and would have been killed if it wasn't for the group using three of the swashbuckling cards we use. And the dwarf decides to cover our escape by throwing in two smokesticks. Which, he fails to calculate, leaves the two of us down to half speed, surrounded by enemies, in a smoke cloud, and unable to take 5 ft steps. </p><p></p><p>I manage to barely make my way out of the smoke, to find that the other PCs are busy fighting new enemies. And, more importantly, that the rogue is stuck in there alone, with all the enemies. </p><p></p><p>So I look at my character sheet, look at the DM, and say what I fully expect to be my PC's famous last words - "I have 7 hit pts. I'm going back in."</p><p></p><p>I survived, the rogue survived, and so did everyone else. Fortune favors the brave and the really, really stupid.</p><p></p><p>So there are three of my stupid PC acts, none of which got me killed. Didn't do any really stupid acts yesterday, but did get dropped to -5 twice in four rounds. I think I'm running through my nine lives fast.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="shilsen, post: 3044309, member: 198"] In the three sessions of a game I'm in run by Rolzup, I've done three of the dumber things a PC of mine (human rogue/duskblade) has done. All with full awareness and intentionally, because that's what my PC would do at the time: 1) The PCs (3rd lvl) are in an underground complex, surrounded by a bunch of creepy blind tunnel-dwellers, talking to their leader near a well. Suddenly, a song wafts up from the well and we have to make Will saves. I succeed, but two of the other PCs fail and head for the well. One jumps in before I can get there, but I grab the other right on the brink. And then one of a bunch of hidden enemies charges and bull-rushes us both in. We land in a spider-web, and some distance below us is the first PC who fell in, trying to fight off a huge half-woman half-spider. We're stuck in the web, with no way to climb out or get down and help the lone PC, who's way out of his league. So I pull out a wand, look at the other PC, and say, "Set the web on fire." He looks at me like I'm nuts. "No, really - set it on fire; it's the only way we can reach him." So, for the next two rounds, I fall through a burning web, taking damage all the way, firing a wand as I fall (and hitting every rd), until I land next to my ally with 4 out of my 21 hp left. 2) We chase the spider-creature into a series of rooms, and then get ambushed by it as it hits us with some sonic damage, sticking its head around a curtained doorway. The dwarf fighter goes rushing in after it, and I follow. As I come through the door, the creature takes an attack on me, dropping me to 7 hit pts. I'm too close to use my ranseur and if I back out, draw an AoO. So, instead of using Combat Expertise and going defensive, I drop my ranseur, use a spell (Blade of Blood, PHB2), causing 3d6 extra dmg but doing 5 pts of damage to myself (taking me to 2 hp) and punch it in the face with a spiked gauntlet. And roll a 20 and an 18 for a 23 pt crit. Then it hit us with a sonic attack, I blew my save, dropped to -9 hp and was dragged away and healed in the nick of time. But it was worth it. 3) Next session, we're in a fight where I and the party rogue have 5 enemies surrounding and attacking us (we're 3rd lvl, & four of them are 2nd and one 4th). I just got critted and would have been killed if it wasn't for the group using three of the swashbuckling cards we use. And the dwarf decides to cover our escape by throwing in two smokesticks. Which, he fails to calculate, leaves the two of us down to half speed, surrounded by enemies, in a smoke cloud, and unable to take 5 ft steps. I manage to barely make my way out of the smoke, to find that the other PCs are busy fighting new enemies. And, more importantly, that the rogue is stuck in there alone, with all the enemies. So I look at my character sheet, look at the DM, and say what I fully expect to be my PC's famous last words - "I have 7 hit pts. I'm going back in." I survived, the rogue survived, and so did everyone else. Fortune favors the brave and the really, really stupid. So there are three of my stupid PC acts, none of which got me killed. Didn't do any really stupid acts yesterday, but did get dropped to -5 twice in four rounds. I think I'm running through my nine lives fast. [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Community
General Tabletop Discussion
*TTRPGs General
Stupidest things PCs/DMs have done
Top