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<blockquote data-quote="Kae'Yoss" data-source="post: 3111352" data-attributes="member: 4134"><p>It was not the PC, but rather the player. His big mistake was telling me: "Hey, this is probably the last time I get to play my monk - when I next play, the campaign will surely be over. So I want to go out in a blaze of glory!"</p><p></p><p>Okay then! <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/devious.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":]" title="Devious :]" data-shortname=":]" /> </p><p></p><p>They entered a room with a redspawn birther (large red dino-like monstrousity cooked up by tiamatans) and attacked. The birther got a crit on the monk (no, that one was rolled fair and square), dealing 52 or so damage. </p><p></p><p>Then the player compounded his earlier error of not shutting up by saying: "I only need a 2 to make the fort save against massive damage!"</p><p></p><p>He rolled a one. </p><p></p><p>I decreed that the birther nearly bit his head off, then pulled him in the air by his spine and snatched him from the air, promptly eating him. </p><p></p><p>Let noone say I don't let player characters go out when they want to.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Kae'Yoss, post: 3111352, member: 4134"] It was not the PC, but rather the player. His big mistake was telling me: "Hey, this is probably the last time I get to play my monk - when I next play, the campaign will surely be over. So I want to go out in a blaze of glory!" Okay then! :] They entered a room with a redspawn birther (large red dino-like monstrousity cooked up by tiamatans) and attacked. The birther got a crit on the monk (no, that one was rolled fair and square), dealing 52 or so damage. Then the player compounded his earlier error of not shutting up by saying: "I only need a 2 to make the fort save against massive damage!" He rolled a one. I decreed that the birther nearly bit his head off, then pulled him in the air by his spine and snatched him from the air, promptly eating him. Let noone say I don't let player characters go out when they want to. [/QUOTE]
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