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<blockquote data-quote="Lalalei2001" data-source="post: 3198067" data-attributes="member: 38386"><p>The Brians' deaths themselves were not particularly special. What was interesting was the speed of them, specifically that fact that all 3 died within the space of 10 minutes (one of them twice).</p><p></p><p>The original Brian was a lvl 1 cleric who within 30 seconds of being introduced was stepped on by a white dragon. </p><p></p><p>Due to the fact that nobody wanted to pay to have the lvl 1 cleric ressurected or wait for Brian to make a new character, Brian's(the character's, not the player's) identacle twin brother Brian arrived with the exact same stats, and was promptly eaten by the dragon. </p><p></p><p>It turned out that there were a party of identacle clerics wandering in the mountains that day, as he was instantly replaced by Brian #3 who manage to surive to the end of battle due to the fact that Di Siduous the Ranger nobly sacrificed himself to save Brian. </p><p></p><p>The death cries of the white dragon were heard by other nearby evil dragons, one red and one black. In unison, the dragons fired twin balls of flame and acid which combined into one huge sphere of death (TM). </p><p></p><p>Everyone dodged except for Brian and the much loved NPC Wizzy, both of whom were dissolved beyond ressurection. At this point Brain #2 slit through the stomach of the white dragon and climbed out, explaining that the dragon had swallowed him whole and he'd survived by using Cure Light Wounds on himselft to avoid stomach acid damage.</p><p></p><p>To avoid any more fussing about, Eldas stupidly cast Wall of Force on Brian #2 to protect him from harm. Why was it stupid, you ask? Well...</p><p></p><p>It worked well untill the end of the battle when the corpse of the red dragon fell on Brian from 150ft and he was unable to dodge due to the Wall of Force and was thusly crushed.</p><p></p><p>RIP Brians 1, 2, and 3.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Lalalei2001, post: 3198067, member: 38386"] The Brians' deaths themselves were not particularly special. What was interesting was the speed of them, specifically that fact that all 3 died within the space of 10 minutes (one of them twice). The original Brian was a lvl 1 cleric who within 30 seconds of being introduced was stepped on by a white dragon. Due to the fact that nobody wanted to pay to have the lvl 1 cleric ressurected or wait for Brian to make a new character, Brian's(the character's, not the player's) identacle twin brother Brian arrived with the exact same stats, and was promptly eaten by the dragon. It turned out that there were a party of identacle clerics wandering in the mountains that day, as he was instantly replaced by Brian #3 who manage to surive to the end of battle due to the fact that Di Siduous the Ranger nobly sacrificed himself to save Brian. The death cries of the white dragon were heard by other nearby evil dragons, one red and one black. In unison, the dragons fired twin balls of flame and acid which combined into one huge sphere of death (TM). Everyone dodged except for Brian and the much loved NPC Wizzy, both of whom were dissolved beyond ressurection. At this point Brain #2 slit through the stomach of the white dragon and climbed out, explaining that the dragon had swallowed him whole and he'd survived by using Cure Light Wounds on himselft to avoid stomach acid damage. To avoid any more fussing about, Eldas stupidly cast Wall of Force on Brian #2 to protect him from harm. Why was it stupid, you ask? Well... It worked well untill the end of the battle when the corpse of the red dragon fell on Brian from 150ft and he was unable to dodge due to the Wall of Force and was thusly crushed. RIP Brians 1, 2, and 3. [/QUOTE]
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