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<blockquote data-quote="Bob5th" data-source="post: 3346997" data-attributes="member: 2830"><p>Most of my stupid player moments involve the same player, let's call him Paul.</p><p></p><p>First up our group was playing in a Top Secret game and Paul decides to set up a appointment with a call girl escort service type of thing. Paul had hoped that the person we were trying to get to had used this service so I thing he was hoping to get some information from the girl as well as have his "fun". </p><p></p><p>Well to pass the time until his date he decides to go sea fishing. After bugging the GM some he finally hooked a blue marlin and spent quite a while trying to reel it in. Paul then started to worry that he was going to miss his date because of the fish so instead of cutting the line he pulls out his gun and shoots the blue marlin. </p><p></p><p>Of course this really freaks out the captain of the boat who then radios this back to the mainland. Authorities are waiting to pick him up when they dock and he misses his date.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bob5th, post: 3346997, member: 2830"] Most of my stupid player moments involve the same player, let's call him Paul. First up our group was playing in a Top Secret game and Paul decides to set up a appointment with a call girl escort service type of thing. Paul had hoped that the person we were trying to get to had used this service so I thing he was hoping to get some information from the girl as well as have his "fun". Well to pass the time until his date he decides to go sea fishing. After bugging the GM some he finally hooked a blue marlin and spent quite a while trying to reel it in. Paul then started to worry that he was going to miss his date because of the fish so instead of cutting the line he pulls out his gun and shoots the blue marlin. Of course this really freaks out the captain of the boat who then radios this back to the mainland. Authorities are waiting to pick him up when they dock and he misses his date. [/QUOTE]
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