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<blockquote data-quote="Lalalei2001" data-source="post: 3523255" data-attributes="member: 38386">I found a funny one from the RPG Mortuary.Well, after having led three full parties to their deaths in various ways, Aldric decided it was time for him to hide his elven behind in some place that no one would ever find him. Ever. So he decided to go where no one else ever could, or would: the Tower of Wayreth. He tricked a powerful wizard into giving him an amulet that would allow him to travel through the woods to the tower unaffected by the fear. He made it to the tower, thinking he was going to set up there for a while, and use some of his magical trinkets to make himself at home. Unbeknownst to him, Raistlin had already arrived, and was very angry at having been disturbed. Raistlin met him at the gates, and ordered him to leave. Aldric, not knowing who Raistlin was, refused, saying &quot;Make me you, worthless human!&quot; Needless to say, Aldric was no match for Raistlin, and quickly found himself at his mercy. Aldric, never having been bright, continued to insult Raistil using every insult he had ever heard any Kender say. One of them set Raistlin off, and Raistlin decided a most cruel punishment for him. He transformed Aldric into a small statue, and teleported it into Kendermore.Aldric is now a small statue of a human, being passed around Kendermore from Kender to Kender until the curse is lifted. Sadly, the only way for the curse to be lifted is if the Kender that has him brings him back to Wayreth without managing to give him away, lose him, or otherwise misplace him.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Lalalei2001, post: 3523255, member: 38386"] I found a funny one from the RPG Mortuary. Well, after having led three full parties to their deaths in various ways, Aldric decided it was time for him to hide his elven behind in some place that no one would ever find him. Ever. So he decided to go where no one else ever could, or would: the Tower of Wayreth. He tricked a powerful wizard into giving him an amulet that would allow him to travel through the woods to the tower unaffected by the fear. He made it to the tower, thinking he was going to set up there for a while, and use some of his magical trinkets to make himself at home. Unbeknownst to him, Raistlin had already arrived, and was very angry at having been disturbed. Raistlin met him at the gates, and ordered him to leave. Aldric, not knowing who Raistlin was, refused, saying "Make me you, worthless human!" Needless to say, Aldric was no match for Raistlin, and quickly found himself at his mercy. Aldric, never having been bright, continued to insult Raistil using every insult he had ever heard any Kender say. One of them set Raistlin off, and Raistlin decided a most cruel punishment for him. He transformed Aldric into a small statue, and teleported it into Kendermore. Aldric is now a small statue of a human, being passed around Kendermore from Kender to Kender until the curse is lifted. Sadly, the only way for the curse to be lifted is if the Kender that has him brings him back to Wayreth without managing to give him away, lose him, or otherwise misplace him. [/QUOTE]

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