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<blockquote data-quote="Superj3nius" data-source="post: 3634948" data-attributes="member: 51018"><p>alright so were 3rd level doing our 1t dugeon cral and weve got this LN cleric who doenst really understand how to use spells and has crappy strength so hes basially a dwarven cure potion cuz he cant do anything else thats benificial to our group..........</p><p></p><p>so were exiting and our 4 person party is exiting this dungeon and every on has atleast 200gp worth of stuff except for our cleric that gets the left over crap <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue :p" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":p" /> . and trys to steal the map back to town and the key to the last room but he trys to do it stealthily..........and fails <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/laugh.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />, so then he keeps on trying until we find another room as were exiting the dungeon with a key in it!!! so he secretly takes it and trys to take control of the group with only him his crap stregth and crap magic.</p><p>the next few rounds went like this:</p><p><u>J</u>osh =cleric dwarf</p><p><u>U</u>nderhill=rouge halfling</p><p><u>d</u>anthar=fighter dwarf</p><p><u>D</u>amashi=sorcerer elf (me)</p><p></p><p>D- "so josh did you find anythiong in that corner over there?"</p><p>J- "um no i didnt find anything"</p><p>DM- dude just say you found the key cuz i can see where this is going</p><p>J- NO *roll for bluff check* 12 total</p><p>D- *roll sense motive* 19 total</p><p>DM- what ever, alright so damashi you sense that the cleric is in fact lying</p><p>J - i uh cast doom on Damashi</p><p>D - *roll for save* 17 total</p><p>J- I pull out my hammer</p><p>D - magic missle!! 4pts of damage</p><p>U - i sneak attack!! 8 pts of damage</p><p>d- i smash his brain in 10 pts of damage</p><p>DM- alright josh you have 0 hp what are you going to do?</p><p>J - inflict light wounds on damashi! *rolls concentration check* fails</p><p>D- magic missles 6 pts of damage</p><p>U - i tie him up</p><p>d- and we turn him in for money</p><p></p><p>from that point on that player could not make a soild character. it was either lame or uber retarted example</p><p>4 chain devils arecomming orc barbarian takes out his spiked chain and runs up to his death</p><p>that player was a douche and we no longer play with him but always talk about his stupid characters</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Superj3nius, post: 3634948, member: 51018"] alright so were 3rd level doing our 1t dugeon cral and weve got this LN cleric who doenst really understand how to use spells and has crappy strength so hes basially a dwarven cure potion cuz he cant do anything else thats benificial to our group.......... so were exiting and our 4 person party is exiting this dungeon and every on has atleast 200gp worth of stuff except for our cleric that gets the left over crap :p . and trys to steal the map back to town and the key to the last room but he trys to do it stealthily..........and fails :lol:, so then he keeps on trying until we find another room as were exiting the dungeon with a key in it!!! so he secretly takes it and trys to take control of the group with only him his crap stregth and crap magic. the next few rounds went like this: [U]J[/U]osh =cleric dwarf [U]U[/U]nderhill=rouge halfling [U]d[/U]anthar=fighter dwarf [U]D[/U]amashi=sorcerer elf (me) D- "so josh did you find anythiong in that corner over there?" J- "um no i didnt find anything" DM- dude just say you found the key cuz i can see where this is going J- NO *roll for bluff check* 12 total D- *roll sense motive* 19 total DM- what ever, alright so damashi you sense that the cleric is in fact lying J - i uh cast doom on Damashi D - *roll for save* 17 total J- I pull out my hammer D - magic missle!! 4pts of damage U - i sneak attack!! 8 pts of damage d- i smash his brain in 10 pts of damage DM- alright josh you have 0 hp what are you going to do? J - inflict light wounds on damashi! *rolls concentration check* fails D- magic missles 6 pts of damage U - i tie him up d- and we turn him in for money from that point on that player could not make a soild character. it was either lame or uber retarted example 4 chain devils arecomming orc barbarian takes out his spiked chain and runs up to his death that player was a douche and we no longer play with him but always talk about his stupid characters [/QUOTE]
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