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<blockquote data-quote="SomebodyInteresting" data-source="post: 4101972" data-attributes="member: 61524">In the haunted manor of newly deceased Lord Coldwelle: &quot;Come, friends, and sit at the famed table of House Coldwelle.&nbsp; You'll find no finer cuisine!&quot;two of five sit down.&nbsp; Insert animated chairs, table, and (just for lols) animated silverware and a zombie boar with apple still in mouth, dripping tender rotting flesh and honey glaze.To the yuan-ti pureblood imitating Duke Alendor, &quot;You are under arrest for the abduction and murder of the Duke Alendor and for the attempted murder of every citizen of this fair land.&nbsp; You shall not have your ill-begotten war.&nbsp; Guards, sieze this man!&quot;*Dispel magic, centered on the impostor duke**Duke's appearance remains the same.&nbsp; Four royal guards morph, twist, and show their true form: yuan-ti purebloods wielding wicked, curved swords oozing with poison*Not stupid per se, but poorly planned (they could have brought the local paladin order with them, but oh, the hubris of players.)*under his breath during a campaign governed by a &quot;you say it, you do it&quot; DM*&quot;That dragon's a tard.&quot;*d20*&quot;Clayton Bentbranch, you feel a sudden urge to embrace the dragon as though it was your mother.&quot;And for all those willy little mishaps (cursing the god in whose temple you stand, charging headlong four giants WITH CLASS LEVELS, things of that nature) those seven words:&quot;You're dead.&nbsp; Roll up a new character.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="SomebodyInteresting, post: 4101972, member: 61524"] In the haunted manor of newly deceased Lord Coldwelle: "Come, friends, and sit at the famed table of House Coldwelle. You'll find no finer cuisine!" two of five sit down. Insert animated chairs, table, and (just for lols) animated silverware and a zombie boar with apple still in mouth, dripping tender rotting flesh and honey glaze. To the yuan-ti pureblood imitating Duke Alendor, "You are under arrest for the abduction and murder of the Duke Alendor and for the attempted murder of every citizen of this fair land. You shall not have your ill-begotten war. Guards, sieze this man!" *Dispel magic, centered on the impostor duke* *Duke's appearance remains the same. Four royal guards morph, twist, and show their true form: yuan-ti purebloods wielding wicked, curved swords oozing with poison* Not stupid per se, but poorly planned (they could have brought the local paladin order with them, but oh, the hubris of players.) *under his breath during a campaign governed by a "you say it, you do it" DM* "That dragon's a tard." *d20* "Clayton Bentbranch, you feel a sudden urge to embrace the dragon as though it was your mother." And for all those willy little mishaps (cursing the god in whose temple you stand, charging headlong four giants WITH CLASS LEVELS, things of that nature) those seven words: "You're dead. Roll up a new character." [/QUOTE]

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