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<blockquote data-quote="Evilhalfling" data-source="post: 4112698" data-attributes="member: 16991"><p>More Stupidity: </p><p>In having a formal Dinner / negociation with what is a seemingly evil huge Silver Dragon, who has been gratcious, if frighting(6th lvl PCs). A PC asks if she has been allied with white dragons, more specifically these! and he pulls out a white dragon skull and plops it on the table. Shaking with rage she replies "<span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">You do not bring the heads of my allies' children to Dinner!" </span> </p><p></p><p>We are assured that his fate can be included in the negociations,and that PC is removed. Then a kobold brings out a Cake, we decide that the cake is drugging the dragon, and one character manages to knock it off the table, my PC offers to help and tries to sleight of hand some cake into a pocket for later study. (thus attempting an opposed roll +5 in my (CC) skill vs a dragons SPOT. Botching it I leave big stains on my clothes, pockets and hands. </p><p></p><p>Slightly later, after what amounts to a uh-uh / uh-huh arrgument with a different PC : the dragon declares <span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">"You all are the worst emissaries ever!" </span> </p><p></p><p>After being saved by an NPC who living up to our suspictions, turns out to be another dragon (a canidate for stupid DM tricks) </p><p></p><p>We go after the kobolds in the kitchen. At last a fight 6th lvl characters can win! </p><p>(which we did not really need to fight, the recovered dragon would have driven them off, we just wanted the revenge.)</p><p>rnd 1 Paladin charges, misses and is paralized by dc13 posion </p><p>Sorcerer (my character) lighting bolts 4 kobolds, then is also paralized despite draconic feats that bring my paralization save to +8. </p><p>The cleric is still locked up from earlier, leaving the Rogue, and 3 cohorts to finish the battle. So each player takes over a cohort, but it was a near thing. We survivied the dragon, to nearly fall to a TPK by kobolds.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Evilhalfling, post: 4112698, member: 16991"] More Stupidity: In having a formal Dinner / negociation with what is a seemingly evil huge Silver Dragon, who has been gratcious, if frighting(6th lvl PCs). A PC asks if she has been allied with white dragons, more specifically these! and he pulls out a white dragon skull and plops it on the table. Shaking with rage she replies "[FONT=Arial Black]You do not bring the heads of my allies' children to Dinner!" [/FONT] We are assured that his fate can be included in the negociations,and that PC is removed. Then a kobold brings out a Cake, we decide that the cake is drugging the dragon, and one character manages to knock it off the table, my PC offers to help and tries to sleight of hand some cake into a pocket for later study. (thus attempting an opposed roll +5 in my (CC) skill vs a dragons SPOT. Botching it I leave big stains on my clothes, pockets and hands. Slightly later, after what amounts to a uh-uh / uh-huh arrgument with a different PC : the dragon declares [FONT=Arial Black]"You all are the worst emissaries ever!" [/FONT] After being saved by an NPC who living up to our suspictions, turns out to be another dragon (a canidate for stupid DM tricks) We go after the kobolds in the kitchen. At last a fight 6th lvl characters can win! (which we did not really need to fight, the recovered dragon would have driven them off, we just wanted the revenge.) rnd 1 Paladin charges, misses and is paralized by dc13 posion Sorcerer (my character) lighting bolts 4 kobolds, then is also paralized despite draconic feats that bring my paralization save to +8. The cleric is still locked up from earlier, leaving the Rogue, and 3 cohorts to finish the battle. So each player takes over a cohort, but it was a near thing. We survivied the dragon, to nearly fall to a TPK by kobolds. [/QUOTE]
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