Sunday schedule?

[Grimhelm]

Although I probably could use a good beating, I would rather not have to suffer a black eye or broken teeth. You used to bruise me pretty soundly with your epee, though - perhaps that could suffice as an alternative method of resoundly & symbolically conquering me.

I wish it was as simple as symbolically conquering you. But, it isn't. I genuinely have the urge, however slight it might be in the back of my peaceful and intellectual mind, to beat the living piss out of you.