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<blockquote data-quote="Debby" data-source="post: 6123124" data-attributes="member: 33340"><p>I originally posted this over at the Giant In the Playground website (Giantitp.com) but that site seems to be having some issues so I figured I would repost this here. <strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Angel, Dairymaid</strong></p><p><strong>Medium Outsider (Angel, Extraplanar, Good)</strong></p><p><strong>Hit Dice:</strong> 10d8+40 (85 hp)</p><p><strong>Initiative: </strong>+4</p><p><strong>Speed:</strong> 40 ft. (8 squares), Fly 60 ft (good)</p><p><strong>Armor Class:</strong> 24 (+4 Dex, +10 natural), touch 14, flat-footed 20</p><p><strong>Base Attack/Grapple:</strong> +10/+15</p><p><strong>Attack:</strong> <em>+2 bull leader</em> +17 melee (2d4+9/x3)</p><p><strong>Full Attack:</strong> <em>+2 bull leader</em> +17/+12 melee (2d4+9/x3) or slam +15 melee (2d8+7)</p><p><strong>Space/Reach:</strong> 5 ft./5 ft.</p><p><strong>Special Attacks:</strong> Spell-like abilities</p><p><strong>Special Qualities: </strong>Darkvision 60 ft.; low-light vision; immunity to acid, cold and petrification; resistance to electricity 10 and fire 10, protective aura<em>, tongues</em></p><p><strong>Saves: </strong>Fort +11 (+15 against poison), Ref +11, Will +11</p><p><strong>Abilities: </strong>Str 20, Dex 18, Con 18, Int 18, Wis 18, Cha 18</p><p><strong>Skills:</strong> Concentration+17 , Knowledge (Any 2) +17, Diplomacy +17, Handle Animal +19 (+29 Bovines), Heal +17, Listen +17, Move Silently +17, Profession (Dairy Farmer) +17, Ride +19, Spot +17, Spellcraft +7, Use Magic Device +17, Survival +7 (aboveground natural environments only)</p><p><strong>Feats: </strong>Animal Affinity, Mounted Combat, Power Attack, Ride-By Attack, </p><p><strong>Environment:</strong> Amonia, 1[SUP]st[/SUP] layer of the Blessed Fields of Elysium usually near the shores of the River Oceanus</p><p><strong>Organization:</strong> Solitary or with United Defense of Dairymaids in Elysium, Regional Society</p><p><strong>Challenge Rating:</strong> 9</p><p><strong>Treasure:</strong> Standard</p><p><strong>Alignment:</strong> Always Neutral Good</p><p><strong>Advancement:</strong> 11-20 (Large)</p><p><strong>Level Adjustment:</strong> — </p><p> </p><p>The dairymaids of Elysium appear as bronzed humanlike creatures with long feathery wings, wearing a traditional milkmaid uniform. They are about 5½ feet tall and weigh 150 lbs. </p><p> </p><p>The United Defense of Dairymaids in Elysium, Regional Society is a union of angelic dairymaids created by a sisterhood of angels who retired from the rigors of the Blood Ward to the farmlands of Amonia near the river Oceanus in order to promote an agricultural community for the betterment of all the local inhabitants. </p><p> </p><p>When the Butter Churns of Io became available, the sisters petitioned the Powers of Olympus to let them guard the minor artifacts. These magical devices are used to make the magical butters the sisters sell on the various planes. </p><p> </p><p>While the angels are mostly pastoral farmers, they have been known to ride their mounts (celestial war bulls) into battle. The celestial war bulls are male celestial cattle and have 2 more hit dice than holy cows. They are specifically bred for riding, require 6 weeks of training, and can wear special saddles. Dairymaids eschew wearing armor, preferring to ride into battle in their more comfortable milkmaid uniforms.</p><p> </p><p>The dairymaids speak Abyssal, Celestial, Common, Draconic, Giant, Infernal, and Sylvan, though they can speak with almost any creature because of their <em>tongues</em> ability. </p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Combat</strong></p><p>There is nothing more fierce (nor more comical) than an angelic dairymaid riding her celestial war bull into battle while brandishing a fierce bull leader against her enemies. She can indeed lead you around by your nose! See bull leader stats below. </p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Protective Aura (Su):</strong> Against attacks made or effects created by evil creatures, this ability provides a +4 deflection bonus to AC and a +4 resistance bonus on saving throws to anyone within 20 feet of the angel. Otherwise, it functions as a <em>magic circle against evil</em> effect and a <em>lesser globe of invulnerability,</em> both with a radius of 20 feet (caster level equals angel's HD). (The defensive benefits from the circle are not included in an angel's statistics block.)</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Spell-like Abilities:</strong> At will—<em>aid, calm animal, animal messenger, bear’s endurance, bull’s strength</em>, 7/day—<em>cure light wounds</em>; 1/day—<em>flame strike. </em>Caster level 10. The saves are Charisma-based. </p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Tongues (Su):</strong> All angels can speak with any creature that has a language, as though using a <em>tongues </em>spell (caster level equal to </p><p>angel's Hit Dice). This ability is always active.</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Skills:</strong> Angelic dairymaids have a natural bonus of +10 to handle animals that are bovines and cow-like creatures including dire cattle, gorgons, oxen, hell bovines from the <em>Diablo</em> web enhancement, stench kows, etc.)</p><p> </p><p><strong>A Bull leader </strong>is a pole about 6 feet long with a spring clip on the end to snare the bull's nose ring. It enables the handler to keep the bull moving forward without any risk that the bull can come too close. With a bull leader, you get a +2 bonus on opposed attack rolls made to disarm an opponent (including the roll to avoid being disarmed if such an attempt fails). The bull leader uses the same stats as a ranseur. It is a two-handed, exotic, reach weapon.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Io’s Butter Churns </strong></p><p>These three-feet wide, barrel-shaped, wooden butter churns were given to the Dairymaids after the churns outlived their usefulness in humiliating Io for her affair with Zeus. Despite their ominous beginnings, the churns allows the dairymaids to create their wonderful magical butters made from the milk of Holy Cows. Each butter churn can create a single magical butter at the rate of 100 lbs per day. The type of butter created in the churns depends upon the ingredients used. </p><p> </p><p>Strong transmutation, CL 20 Weight 25 lbs (when empty); 125 lbs when full of butter.</p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>Holy Cow </strong></p><p><strong>Large Magical Beast </strong></p><p><strong>Hit Dice</strong>: 5d8+15 (37 hp)</p><p><strong>Initiative</strong>: +0</p><p><strong>Speed</strong>: 40 ft. (8 squares)</p><p><strong>Armor Class</strong>: 13 (-1 size, +4 natural), touch 9, flat-footed 13</p><p><strong>Base Attack/Grapple</strong>: +3/+13</p><p><strong>Attack</strong>: Gore +8 melee (1d8+9)</p><p><strong>Full Attack</strong>: Gore +8 melee (1d8+9)</p><p><strong>Space/Reach</strong>: 10 ft./5 ft.</p><p><strong>Special Attacks</strong>: Smite Evil, Stampede</p><p><strong>Special Qualities</strong>: Low-light vision, scent, Darkvision 60 ft., resistance to acid, cold, and electricity 5, Spell resistance 10, Damage Reduction 5/magic</p><p><strong>Saves</strong>: Fort +7, Ref +4, Will +1</p><p><strong>Abilities</strong>: Str 22, Dex 10, Con 16, Int 3, Wis 11, Cha 4</p><p><strong>Skills</strong>: Listen +7, Spot +5</p><p><strong>Feats</strong>: Alertness, Endurance</p><p><strong>Environment</strong>: Amoria (Blessed Fields of Elysium)</p><p><strong>Organization</strong>: Solitary or herd (6-30)</p><p><strong>Challenge Rating</strong>: 3</p><p><strong>Alignment:</strong> Any Good</p><p><strong>Advancement</strong>: 6-7 HD (Large)</p><p><strong>Level Adjustment</strong>: +2</p><p> </p><p>These herd animals can be aggressive when protecting young and during the mating season, but they generally prefer flight to fighting. A holy cow stands more than 6 feet tall at the shoulder and is 9 to 12 feet long. It weighs 1,800 to 2,400 pounds. Holy cows are celestial cows that are tended by the Angelic Dairymaids for their abundant milk production. Holy cows are more regal and more beautiful than their earthly counterparts. They frequently have a metallic sheen to their glossy hides.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Smite Evil (Su)</strong>: Once per day a holy cow can make a normal melee attack to deal extra damage equal to its HD against an evil foe.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Stampede (Ex): </strong>A frightened herd of holy cows flees as a group in a random direction (but always away from the perceived source of danger). They literally run over anything of Large size or smaller that gets in their way, dealing 1d12 points of damage for each five cows in the herd (Reflex DC 18 half). The save DC is Strength-based.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Debby</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Debby, post: 6123124, member: 33340"] I originally posted this over at the Giant In the Playground website (Giantitp.com) but that site seems to be having some issues so I figured I would repost this here. [B] Angel, Dairymaid[/B] [B]Medium Outsider (Angel, Extraplanar, Good)[/B] [B]Hit Dice:[/B] 10d8+40 (85 hp) [B]Initiative: [/B]+4 [B]Speed:[/B] 40 ft. (8 squares), Fly 60 ft (good) [B]Armor Class:[/B] 24 (+4 Dex, +10 natural), touch 14, flat-footed 20 [B]Base Attack/Grapple:[/B] +10/+15 [B]Attack:[/B] [I]+2 bull leader[/I] +17 melee (2d4+9/x3) [B]Full Attack:[/B] [I]+2 bull leader[/I] +17/+12 melee (2d4+9/x3) or slam +15 melee (2d8+7) [B]Space/Reach:[/B] 5 ft./5 ft. [B]Special Attacks:[/B] Spell-like abilities [B]Special Qualities: [/B]Darkvision 60 ft.; low-light vision; immunity to acid, cold and petrification; resistance to electricity 10 and fire 10, protective aura[I], tongues[/I] [B]Saves: [/B]Fort +11 (+15 against poison), Ref +11, Will +11 [B]Abilities: [/B]Str 20, Dex 18, Con 18, Int 18, Wis 18, Cha 18 [B]Skills:[/B] Concentration+17 , Knowledge (Any 2) +17, Diplomacy +17, Handle Animal +19 (+29 Bovines), Heal +17, Listen +17, Move Silently +17, Profession (Dairy Farmer) +17, Ride +19, Spot +17, Spellcraft +7, Use Magic Device +17, Survival +7 (aboveground natural environments only) [B]Feats: [/B]Animal Affinity, Mounted Combat, Power Attack, Ride-By Attack, [B]Environment:[/B] Amonia, 1[SUP]st[/SUP] layer of the Blessed Fields of Elysium usually near the shores of the River Oceanus [B]Organization:[/B] Solitary or with United Defense of Dairymaids in Elysium, Regional Society [B]Challenge Rating:[/B] 9 [B]Treasure:[/B] Standard [B]Alignment:[/B] Always Neutral Good [B]Advancement:[/B] 11-20 (Large) [B]Level Adjustment:[/B] — The dairymaids of Elysium appear as bronzed humanlike creatures with long feathery wings, wearing a traditional milkmaid uniform. They are about 5½ feet tall and weigh 150 lbs. The United Defense of Dairymaids in Elysium, Regional Society is a union of angelic dairymaids created by a sisterhood of angels who retired from the rigors of the Blood Ward to the farmlands of Amonia near the river Oceanus in order to promote an agricultural community for the betterment of all the local inhabitants. When the Butter Churns of Io became available, the sisters petitioned the Powers of Olympus to let them guard the minor artifacts. These magical devices are used to make the magical butters the sisters sell on the various planes. While the angels are mostly pastoral farmers, they have been known to ride their mounts (celestial war bulls) into battle. The celestial war bulls are male celestial cattle and have 2 more hit dice than holy cows. They are specifically bred for riding, require 6 weeks of training, and can wear special saddles. Dairymaids eschew wearing armor, preferring to ride into battle in their more comfortable milkmaid uniforms. The dairymaids speak Abyssal, Celestial, Common, Draconic, Giant, Infernal, and Sylvan, though they can speak with almost any creature because of their [I]tongues[/I] ability. [B] Combat[/B] There is nothing more fierce (nor more comical) than an angelic dairymaid riding her celestial war bull into battle while brandishing a fierce bull leader against her enemies. She can indeed lead you around by your nose! See bull leader stats below. [B] Protective Aura (Su):[/B] Against attacks made or effects created by evil creatures, this ability provides a +4 deflection bonus to AC and a +4 resistance bonus on saving throws to anyone within 20 feet of the angel. Otherwise, it functions as a [I]magic circle against evil[/I] effect and a [I]lesser globe of invulnerability,[/I] both with a radius of 20 feet (caster level equals angel's HD). (The defensive benefits from the circle are not included in an angel's statistics block.) [B] Spell-like Abilities:[/B] At will—[I]aid, calm animal, animal messenger, bear’s endurance, bull’s strength[/I], 7/day—[I]cure light wounds[/I]; 1/day—[I]flame strike. [/I]Caster level 10. The saves are Charisma-based. [B] Tongues (Su):[/B] All angels can speak with any creature that has a language, as though using a [I]tongues [/I]spell (caster level equal to angel's Hit Dice). This ability is always active. [B] Skills:[/B] Angelic dairymaids have a natural bonus of +10 to handle animals that are bovines and cow-like creatures including dire cattle, gorgons, oxen, hell bovines from the [I]Diablo[/I] web enhancement, stench kows, etc.) [B]A Bull leader [/B]is a pole about 6 feet long with a spring clip on the end to snare the bull's nose ring. It enables the handler to keep the bull moving forward without any risk that the bull can come too close. With a bull leader, you get a +2 bonus on opposed attack rolls made to disarm an opponent (including the roll to avoid being disarmed if such an attempt fails). The bull leader uses the same stats as a ranseur. It is a two-handed, exotic, reach weapon. [B]Io’s Butter Churns [/B] These three-feet wide, barrel-shaped, wooden butter churns were given to the Dairymaids after the churns outlived their usefulness in humiliating Io for her affair with Zeus. Despite their ominous beginnings, the churns allows the dairymaids to create their wonderful magical butters made from the milk of Holy Cows. Each butter churn can create a single magical butter at the rate of 100 lbs per day. The type of butter created in the churns depends upon the ingredients used. Strong transmutation, CL 20 Weight 25 lbs (when empty); 125 lbs when full of butter. [B]Holy Cow [/B] [B]Large Magical Beast [/B] [B]Hit Dice[/B]: 5d8+15 (37 hp) [B]Initiative[/B]: +0 [B]Speed[/B]: 40 ft. (8 squares) [B]Armor Class[/B]: 13 (-1 size, +4 natural), touch 9, flat-footed 13 [B]Base Attack/Grapple[/B]: +3/+13 [B]Attack[/B]: Gore +8 melee (1d8+9) [B]Full Attack[/B]: Gore +8 melee (1d8+9) [B]Space/Reach[/B]: 10 ft./5 ft. [B]Special Attacks[/B]: Smite Evil, Stampede [B]Special Qualities[/B]: Low-light vision, scent, Darkvision 60 ft., resistance to acid, cold, and electricity 5, Spell resistance 10, Damage Reduction 5/magic [B]Saves[/B]: Fort +7, Ref +4, Will +1 [B]Abilities[/B]: Str 22, Dex 10, Con 16, Int 3, Wis 11, Cha 4 [B]Skills[/B]: Listen +7, Spot +5 [B]Feats[/B]: Alertness, Endurance [B]Environment[/B]: Amoria (Blessed Fields of Elysium) [B]Organization[/B]: Solitary or herd (6-30) [B]Challenge Rating[/B]: 3 [B]Alignment:[/B] Any Good [B]Advancement[/B]: 6-7 HD (Large) [B]Level Adjustment[/B]: +2 These herd animals can be aggressive when protecting young and during the mating season, but they generally prefer flight to fighting. A holy cow stands more than 6 feet tall at the shoulder and is 9 to 12 feet long. It weighs 1,800 to 2,400 pounds. Holy cows are celestial cows that are tended by the Angelic Dairymaids for their abundant milk production. Holy cows are more regal and more beautiful than their earthly counterparts. They frequently have a metallic sheen to their glossy hides. [B]Smite Evil (Su)[/B]: Once per day a holy cow can make a normal melee attack to deal extra damage equal to its HD against an evil foe. [B]Stampede (Ex): [/B]A frightened herd of holy cows flees as a group in a random direction (but always away from the perceived source of danger). They literally run over anything of Large size or smaller that gets in their way, dealing 1d12 points of damage for each five cows in the herd (Reflex DC 18 half). The save DC is Strength-based. [B]Debby[/B] [/QUOTE]
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