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Lord of the Hidden Layer
Lord Soth once kicked a horse under the chin. We call the resulting animal a 'giraffe'.Soth Facts 1: He once picked up two ogres, one in each hand, and killed them by smashing their heads together.
Soth Facts 2: He once made an elf throw up until it died. It literally threw up its own intestines.
Oh, wait, that was Chuck Norris.
Lord Soth has never faced Chuck Norris. (Lucky for him*.)
* You get to decipher the grammar error to decide which proper noun is being referred to.