T.b.r.

[Desdichado]

Yeah, somehow it seems that when the two of us are in the same thread, pretty innocent statements get twisted into horribly perverted interpretations. I don't want no straight poop either.

 

[reveal]

Yeah, somehow it seems that when the two of us are in the same thread, pretty innocent statements get twisted into horribly perverted interpretations. I don't want no straight poop either.

I think you and I could take anything shockingly innocent and make it dirty.

"Hop on Pop?" - Check!
"Wizard of Oz?" - Check!
"Bambi?" - Check!

 

[Desdichado]

"Hop on Pop?" - Check!
"Wizard of Oz?" - Check!
"Bambi?" - Check!

Hah! Those were never shockingly innocent! Dr. Seuss and Walt Disney were sexoholics!

 

[fusangite]

Given my behaviour this year, I think I'll have to settle for associate membership. I think the Red Garter, at least for me, is best experienced indirectly through others' amusing annecdotes.

 

[Rel]

Given my behaviour this year, I think I'll have to settle for associate membership. I think the Red Garter, at least for me, is best experienced indirectly through others' amusing annecdotes.

True, but you (I would suppose) have both nipples and no cracked ribs so your way is almost certainly the safer path.

 

[Cthulhu's Librarian]

Damn. Now everyone wants to know the scoop here...

What happens at GenCon... never happened.

 

[reveal]

What happens at GenCon... never happened.

These are not the perverts you are looking for.

 

[Sidereal Knight]

I think the Red Garter, at least for me, is best experienced indirectly through others' amusing annecdotes.

I second that... for obvious reasons, if you know me at all.

 

[Rel]

I second that... for obvious reasons, if you know me at all.

Regardless of that fact, you'd have had a good laugh if you had seen me nearly knocked off my feet by the swift and violent application of booty. That by itself would have been worth the price of admission (i.e. free).

 

[Sidereal Knight]

Free? heck, I might have paid to see that

.... But I'll let you tuck the buck. Or tote that pumpkin.