Heh! You made the right decision there bro. You couldn't pay me enough money to be a mod. That's why I love the whole "report this thread to a moderator" button. It gives everyone all the power but none of the responsibility.
Bah, with a thread title like that you should at least make it fun for the rest of us to watch. Start shouting. Throw something at Morrus. Tell us about all the stuff Piratecat's been doing that he thinks nobody knows about. Come on, you can't leave us hanging like that. At least call someone a jerk, or something.