Strider_Koln
First Post
Ruby
Socrates seems to acknowledge your request. He says "I want food, even a little!" He then says. "Listen to Koln....sometimes..." and hops back into Koln's hands.
Koln gently takes the rat back, softly petting his fur before. "Hm.. someone's hungry it seems. Do not worry friend, food will be coming soon... Now Ruby, did you get all that Socrates said. It is important. Just to review, and I knew it all along, Stephenie Meyer is now targeting poor little Suzie as the next target in the conspiracy. We have to find this girl soon before she starts sporting fangs, hanging out in front of Hot Topic, and gushing over this "Edward" vampire fellow, whom is also at the top of my 'to slay' list."
"Socrates has also just confirmed my long-held suspicion that the microwave is also a double-dealing informant to a pack of lycanthropes who are now working with martians in making an army of undead to combat the vampires. After we're done at the police station we must make haste to Clover's room. I need to have a word or two with her microwave..." Koln says as he plots, folding his hands. Socrates, who is now on his shoulder, is looking back at Ruby as if to say "Er, well I said listen to Koln only SOME of the time..."