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Mindy stifles a laugh *snort* "You're gonna be a California girl? Like, in that song?"

Mindy's eyes trail back to Clover's arm "I hope I don't live to regret this. I love the bond we have Angie, it's strange an' part of me is repulsed at how easily I give myself up to you, but I really think you've changed me for the better." Mindy takes Clover's arm and presses her lips to the wound almost kissing and drinking at the same time. Clover can't help but feel a slight tinge of pleasure from the touch of Mindy's lips.

Clover's eyes dilated as she watched Mindy at her arm. She found herself speaking softly, whispering with all the hushed tones of Armageddon, "And the Lord said, Simon, Simon, behold, Satan hath desired to have you, that he may sift you as wheat..."

She shut her eyes, sitting quietly with Mindy. She willed the door to slam open again, Koln bursting forth with a fiery diatribe on grace. But there was nothing; no sound or salvation.

What have I done to this girl?
 

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Meanwhile, Father Koln is keeping his ears open as he babbles to himself and meanders along the dorm hall. He then comes to an abrupt stop, taking Socrates out of his pocket for a moment "Ah, what do you think is behind door number one? Oh oui, you say 'but I have prayed for thee, that thy faith fail not: and when thou art converted, strengthen thy brethren'?" Well let us strengthen some brethren, no?

Koln delivers a powerful side-kick, forcing the door open and causing the door to loudly SLAM against the adjacent wall.

"Hallo! Your prayers have been answered, for I Father Koln, and here so that you may confess your sins and walk again in glory with the Lord. Doesn't that sound nice?"
 

University of Denver

Meanwhile, Father Koln is keeping his ears open as he babbles to himself and meanders along the dorm hall. He then comes to an abrupt stop, taking Socrates out of his pocket for a moment "Ah, what do you think is behind door number one? Oh oui, you say 'but I have prayed for thee, that thy faith fail not: and when thou art converted, strengthen thy brethren'?" Well let us strengthen some brethren, no?

Koln delivers a powerful side-kick, forcing the door open and causing the door to loudly SLAM against the adjacent wall.

"Hallo! Your prayers have been answered, for I Father Koln, and here so that you may confess your sins and walk again in glory with the Lord. Doesn't that sound nice?"

A thick haze covers the room that Koln bursts in on. The room reeks of marijuana. A group of three boys sit cross legged around an ash tray with about half a dozen joints in it. Most of them are burned down to practically nothing, but some are still lit and smoke is rising up from them. Empty beer bottles and trash of all kinds litter the room, most of the trash is made up of food wrappers. Techno music is coming from a CD player sitting on a dresser across the room.

One of the boys is slumped over completely out but two of them are completely stoned but still awake. They look up at Koln through lazy bloodshot eyes. One of them says "Duuude, are you Jesus? Has Jesus come to save our souls?" The other one says "Awesome hat man!"
 

A thick haze covers the room that Koln bursts in on. The room reeks of marijuana. A group of three boys sit cross legged around an ash tray with about half a dozen joints in it. Most of them are burned down to practically nothing, but some are still lit and smoke is rising up from them. Empty beer bottles and trash of all kinds litter the room, most of the trash is made up of food wrappers. Techno music is coming from a CD player sitting on a dresser across the room.

One of the boys is slumped over completely out but two of them are completely stoned but still awake. They look up at Koln through lazy bloodshot eyes. One of them says "Duuude, are you Jesus? Has Jesus come to save our souls?" The other one says "Awesome hat man!"

"Oh no no no, I am not ze Lord, but I come in His name to hear your confessions today."

Koln casually enters the room, waving the smoke away from his face, taking a drag out of the tray and having a puff. "Ah, I have not had a smoke in a long long time, it makes me almost feel human again, you see... " Koln puts the half lit smoke back down, and takes notice of the numbers. "Oh, I see... six cigarettes, and trois of you. I am wary, for three and six... the antichrist is here, but I will cast him out!"

Koln looks the two awake boys squarely in the eye and, in a deep droning commanding tone "Go now, to Love and Serve the Lord, so that your third may confess his sins to me and the Lord in private" as he points to the door.
 

University of Denver

"Oh no no no, I am not ze Lord, but I come in His name to hear your confessions today."

Koln casually enters the room, waving the smoke away from his face, taking a drag out of the tray and having a puff. "Ah, I have not had a smoke in a long long time, it makes me almost feel human again, you see... " Koln puts the half lit smoke back down, and takes notice of the numbers. "Oh, I see... six cigarettes, and trois of you. I am wary, for three and six... the antichrist is here, but I will cast him out!"

Koln looks the two awake boys squarely in the eye and, in a deep droning commanding tone "Go now, to Love and Serve the Lord, so that your third may confess his sins to me and the Lord in private" as he points to the door.

The two boys stare at Koln in a trance. They look at each other and one says "Should we leave him here with Bill dude?" The other boy nods "Yeah man, this guy must be an angel or something. He's toootally gonna rid your room of evil! I've seen this happen before, like on TV once!" The first boy lets out a goofy laugh and they both get up and walk to the door. "Hey angel man, please rid my room of evil and stuff." They walk out leaving the door open behind them.
 

The two boys stare at Koln in a trance. They look at each other and one says "Should we leave him here with Bill dude?" The other boy nods "Yeah man, this guy must be an angel or something. He's toootally gonna rid your room of evil! I've seen this happen before, like on TV once!" The first boy lets out a goofy laugh and they both get up and walk to the door. "Hey angel man, please rid my room of evil and stuff." They walk out leaving the door open behind them.

"Au reviour!" Koln calls out to them, waving his hat goodbye in his hand as the white rat known as Socrates sits on the crazed vampire's nogging and watches, before being covered again by the hat.

"Tonight will be a good night I think. For like Christ, banishing Legion from the boy who beat himself with stones, I shall cleanse this stoned boy's spirit of all evil!"

Koln sits down next to the unconscious young man and begins the rite of Confession. "Now let us begin. In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit... uhm... mon ami.. here let me help you."

Koln takes the unconscious boy's hand and does the sign of the cross over him, helping him bless himself.

"There, now repeat after me.. no no no, dont say 'repeat after me' just start here. 'Forgive me Father for I have sinned.' and now say your sins..."

Koln sits in the room and waits, and waits, and waits, but the boy's tongue remains held still by Satan. "Oh well, shy? Do not be afraid, I will let you in on one of my sins, perhaps that will loosen your tongue so we can both lick Satan once and for all."

With that, the demented priest straddles his latest meal's lap, with a leg on either side of the boy's waist. Koln's arm moves up into the college kid's shirt, before roughly tugging him up by his own collar. With little hesitation, he pulls the boy's neck to his fangs, quickly piercing them and doing his damndest to drain the young man of all his sins.

OOC: I probably have to roll for this, don't I? Well, I'm stuck at work... I'll roll when I have a chance... which will probably be late Thursday night
 

OOC: Wow, is Koln seriously trying to get high off of some poor stoned out kid? Some priest! (Though I will laugh if this DOES make him fall further off his rocker than he already is)
 

University of Denver

With that, the demented priest straddles his latest meal's lap, with a leg on either side of the boy's waist. Koln's arm moves up into the college kid's shirt, before roughly tugging him up by his own collar. With little hesitation, he pulls the boy's neck to his fangs, quickly piercing them and doing his damndest to drain the young man of all his sins.

OOC: I probably have to roll for this, don't I? Well, I'm stuck at work... I'll roll when I have a chance... which will probably be late Thursday night

OOC:
Mike: Make me a Will Save with a DC 17. For the sake of argument we'll say that a week has passed since you guys last fed. You fed sometime during the winter break.


Mindy looks up at Clover licking the last bits of blood before the wound completely heals. Clover can't help but think of a sheep following the shepard. "Angie, what in blazes are ya going to California for? Also, if yer leaving tonight shouldn't ya start packing? I can help."

Koln
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The effects of marijuana are the following: The vampire experiences an altered perception of time as well as -5 on all perception checks (spot, search, listen). DC vs frenzy is reduced by 5. The effects last for about 1 hour. So Koln is high as a kite right now. Also, there is an achievement in the next story for feeding on someone under the effects of drugs. I'll have to give Koln that one when we get there.
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Mindy looks up at Clover licking the last bits of blood before the wound completely heals. Clover can't help but think of a sheep following the shepard. "Angie, what in blazes are ya going to California for? Also, if yer leaving tonight shouldn't ya start packing? I can help."

At Mindy's question about California, Clover burst out laughing: An unsettling, almost hysterical laugh which nearly cut off the rest of Mindy's sentence. "Yes, why the blazes in indeed?"

She rescued her arm, gingerly wiping Mindy's spit from it on her own skirt. Then, she stood and crossed to her wardrobe, opening it to inspect the contents.

"Trust me, Mindy. California is the last place I'd like to go. Those people are crazy! And I already hang out with enough nuts to last me a lifetime. Or an afterlife?" She shrugged at her own question, then began pulling out clothes and tossing them to Mindy, "Here, fold these. But California! Why? Because we've managed to get ourselves into a bit of trouble with the vampires around these parts. We still don't know where that bad vampire we fought a few months ago is. Remember Thaddeus? And now, we've got a new wave of vampires, the Sabbat, who seem to want us in our graves. The Camarilla--I guess what you would call our political group of vampires--is being no help. Actually, I don't think we ever declared to follow them. Here, fold these too. *toss* Anyway, so I guess that makes us a bit rogue. There's the Prince of the city, the one who runs the Camarilla. He's taken care of us so far, but I think we can only trust him to a point. He has his own agenda after all. Damnit!" She yelled, spinning around to face Mindy with an exasperated look on her face, "This country is in enough deep political :):):):). Do we need to have to deal with vampire politics, too?" She tilted her head towards Mindy, then laughed briefly, "Never mind, I forgot I'm probably speaking to a Republican. Did you finish folding those clothes? Good. I should have my duffel bag around here somewhere..."

Clover began to look through her wardrobe again. It was amazing how far these things could get after just having unpacked from winter break not too long ago! She called over her shoulder, almost as an afterthought, "Can you drag out Icarus' cage so we don't forget him? Oh, and if you plan on coming with us, you should probably get your own stuff together, too. And leave that huge hair dryer of yours behind! You won't need it, and your hair is nice enough without it."
 
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"Ah, and there! That should do it!" Koln remarks, finishing the smiley face. He takes a moment to look at his handy-work on the passed-out kid's chest. "Vamps don't exist. But God does :)" He places the sharpie back in its new home, the young man's right hand before stumbling some, holding his own head in his hands.

"Oh mon Dieu.. my head, it feels as if there's oh, how you say.. music in it...No! No No no! Not IN my head, it is ON my head!" Koln quickly removes his hat and snatches up Socrates. Koln blinks, not believing his ears, as Socrates sings out the opening chords to "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" in a deep deep bassy tone. From there, a thick thick haze surrounds the priest...
[Sblock] the tendrils hissing loudly as they tightly coil around his limbs. Koln does his best to outmanuver the mist, but in vain, as it appears his entire body is being slowed down. He stops and goes with it, thinking it isn't like he's going to die... right?

Blackness completely overtakes him, not the kind that you see in your room at night, that kind of "empty" blackness. Oh no siree, this blackness has form, substance, weight, and plenty of anger for our hero. Father Koln stares into the abyss, and the Abyss looks right back at him, each trying to understand the other, but to no avail, before a voice, not from the Abyss calls to Koln.

"Who are you?"

Koln immediately responds, as he was trained through life and experience, "I am a humble prie-"

"I did not ask what you were. Who are you?"

The voice's use of 'were' gave Koln a moment of pause, before shrugging it off an replying "The name on my shorts is Father Koln."

"I did not ask what your name was. Who are you?"

Again, Koln is confused by the past-tense, before replying a third time, "I am a proud servant of our Lord Jes-

"I did not ask whom you served. Those who cannot justify their own existence, yet continue existing are truly mad. I will show you truth so you may know it."

Before Koln could respond, the blackness withers and dies with a shrieking pained gasp. Koln stands again in the boys room. All is as it should be, oh no, do not take that to mean things looked like they did before, for they don't. For his surroundings now lack porpotion, size, smell, weight, and all the other attributes one's flawed senses "give" to one's surroundings. Everything looks as it IS, and Koln could not be more frightened... [/sblock]

Koln moves to the right corner of the room, curling into a ball and sitting on the floor. Muttering in a tone not of his own as he holds his knees to his chest and rocks back and forth:

"I looked, and there before me was a white cloud, and seated on the cloud was one "like a son of man" with a crown of gold on his head and a sharp sickle in his hand.Then another angel came out of the temple and called in a loud voice to him who was sitting on the cloud, Take your sickle and reap, because the time to reap has come, for the harvest of the earth is ripe. So he who was seated on the cloud swung his sickle over the earth, and the earth was harvested. After that, another angel came from the Temple in heaven, and he also had a sharp sickle. Still another angel, who had charge of the fire, came from the altar and called in a loud voice to him who had the sharp sickle, "Take your sharp sickle and gather the clusters of grapes from the earth's vine, because its grapes are ripe."So the angel swung his sickle to the earth and gathered the clusters from the vine of the earth, and threw them into the great wine press of the wrath of God. And the winepress was trodden without the city, and blood came out of the winepress, even unto the horse bridles, by the space of a thousand and six hundred furlongs. I saw in heaven another great and marvelous sign: seven angels with the seven last plagues--last, because with them Gehenna is completed. And I saw what looked like a sea of glass mixed with fire and, standing beside the sea, those who had been victorious over the beast and his image and over the number of his name. They held harps given them by God and sang the song of Moses the servant of God and the song of the Lamb: "Great and marvelous are your deeds, Lord God Almighty. Just and true are your ways, King of the ages..."

Koln continues muttering to himself as he stops rocking back and forth, getting up and leaving the room, closing the door behind him.

[SBLOCK] Moving through the forest, Koln could not help but wonder why all of the trees were planted upside down. He does his best to watch out for birds' nests as he walks through the branches, taking a moment every now and then to admire how far each tree's roots rises up, seemingly to the moon itself, tethering it in what those who cannot see call "gravity."

Father Koln feels a hand on his right shoulder, and for it is his right, he looks over his shoulder with a smile, seeing a familiar face... or lack thereof. For standing beside him was his fatherly companion, the shodden and old fisherman who can only communicate in incomprehensible static. Much like how Koln sounds to "normal" people, so does this man sound to Koln, but they embrace never the less before setting sail back to Montaillou in Southern France [/SBLOCK]

After finishing his little tirade, Koln's face lights up, as he begins to sing to himself "GLORY GLORY HALLELUJIA, GLORY GLORY HALLELUJIA, I'M WALKIN ON SUNSHINE WHOOAA, I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE WHOOAHH AND DOESN'T IT FEEL GOOD?!"

It should be noted here that Clover could definitely hear this from her room.

[SBLOCK] Koln continues rowing, doing his best to ignore how the ocean around him seems to bleed with each push of his oar, making his sleeves very crimson and dirty. The skeleton-like Fisherman holds his hand up and points in the distance. There they can see fire. A fire that makes the seas boil and the sky turn red. A fire of God's Divine wrath that Koln now finds himself at the mercy of [/SBLOCK]

Koln continues his little song, stumbling into the girls' showers.

[SBLOCK] "And this is where you go back to sleep" [/SBLOCK]

"AH! Lacey! Ruby! Oh!... Ruby... er, I NOW HAVE X-RAY VISION it seems!"
 
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