Tale Weaver's Vampire: The Masquerade Game Board

[izillama]

Clover watched the entire exchange through the back window, then turned to her companions.
Why doesn't anyone ever listen to me? Are they deaf, or something?
Unbuckling herself, she leaned up and over the front seat, reached completely around Koln, grabbing his seat belt, and buckling him in. She awkwardly repeated the step for Lacey, straining around her ample bosom while doing her best not to touch the girl/woman/Malkavian thing.
Petulant, and immensely satisfied with her work, she sat back in her own seat and refastened her own seat belt, "I told you to buckle up." She was feeling extremely moody, and daring.
Turning once more, she eyed the motorcyclist behind them. Looking at their own speedometer and keeping a mental clock going in her head, she gauged the distance between them. Summoning her courage--against possible pain and other repercussions--she turned to Lacey, stating calmly, "Lacey, when I say so, slam on the brakes. Don't come to a full stop. Just enough to scatter them and maybe even cause some carnage. We're bigger than them, after all. Ok?"

OOC: I'm not sure if this would really work. I'm hoping it will! If/when Lacey says "Ok", Clover's next phrase is basically going to be "BRAKE!" I don't think there's much reason for me to post one word. If she doesn't want to do it, I'll jump back in again.

 

[Tale_Weaver]

Clover watched the entire exchange through the back window, then turned to her companions.
Why doesn't anyone ever listen to me? Are they deaf, or something?
Unbuckling herself, she leaned up and over the front seat, reached completely around Koln, grabbing his seat belt, and buckling him in. She awkwardly repeated the step for Lacey, straining around her ample bosom while doing her best not to touch the girl/woman/Malkavian thing.
Petulant, and immensely satisfied with her work, she sat back in her own seat and refastened her own seat belt, "I told you to buckle up." She was feeling extremely moody, and daring.
Turning once more, she eyed the motorcyclist behind them. Looking at their own speedometer and keeping a mental clock going in her head, she gauged the distance between them. Summoning her courage--against possible pain and other repercussions--she turned to Lacey, stating calmly, "Lacey, when I say so, slam on the brakes. Don't come to a full stop. Just enough to scatter them and maybe even cause some carnage. We're bigger than them, after all. Ok?"

OOC: I'm not sure if this would really work. I'm hoping it will! If/when Lacey says "Ok", Clover's next phrase is basically going to be "BRAKE!" I don't think there's much reason for me to post one word. If she doesn't want to do it, I'll jump back in again.

Lacey puts her hand to her mouth after Clover buckles her in. "You know Clover, if you wanted to touch them, all you had to do was ask!"

Lacey looks in the rear view mirror at the bikers behind and says "I will do this deed."

Koln's turn.

 

[izillama]

Lacey puts her hand to her mouth after Clover buckles her in. "You know Clover, if you wanted to touch them, all you had to do was ask!"

Lacey looks in the rear view mirror at the bikers behind and says "I will do this deed."

Koln's turn.

Crossing her arms, Clover huffed derisively and glared out the window uncomfortably, "As if."

 

[Strider_Koln]

Crossing her arms, Clover huffed derisively and glared out the window uncomfortably, "As if."

Koln appears completely oblivious to what's going on, idly gnawing on his left sleeve as he wonders why Clover is feeling up Lacey. He was thinking about sticking his head out the window and loudly praying the devils away, but he thought better of it after hearing Clover's plan.

"Are we there yet?"

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"...Are we there yet?"

 

[izillama]

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OOC: lol, epic! ^.^

Clover arched an eyebrow at Koln, watching the weird look on his face, "Uh... are you still with us, Koln?"

"Are we there, yet?"

"...Never mind, take the seat belt back off. Maybe you need to have some sense knocked into you..." *facepalm*

 

[Tale_Weaver]

I-74 Mountain Road

OOC: Wow, I think that Koln would be the main guy, Lacey would be the insane ho, and Socrates would be the midget! All frolicking through the field.

Biker1 is going to try to close distance with the truck.

 

[Tale_Weaver]

I-74 Mountain Road

OOC: Wow, I think that Koln would be the main guy, Lacey would be the insane ho, and Socrates would be the midget! All frolicking through the field.

Biker1 is going to try to close distance with the truck.

Lacey manages to keep the distance between the truck and Biker1.

Biker4 squeezes in between Biker5 and Biker2 behind the truck.

Biker2 will also try to close distance with the truck.

 

[Tale_Weaver]

I-74 Mountain Road

Lacey manages to keep the distance between the truck and Biker1.

Biker4 squeezes in between Biker5 and Biker2 behind the truck.

Biker2 will also try to close distance with the truck.

Biker2 manages to pull alongside the truck getting within 10ft of it at point-blank range.

Let's assume that once Clover sees the other bike get behind the truck she yells for Lacey to brake. Lacey says "Commencing operation battering-ram!"

Lacey slams on the brakes and the truck's tires screech on the asphalt as the truck flies past biker2 and heads straight towards biker4 and biker5.

Biker4 tries to swerve out of the way and biker5 tries to brake to lessen the impact.

 

[Tale_Weaver]

I-74 Mountain Road

Biker2 manages to pull alongside the truck getting within 10ft of it at point-blank range.

Let's assume that once Clover sees the other bike get behind the truck she yells for Lacey to brake. Lacey says "Commencing operation battering-ram!"

Lacey slams on the brakes and the truck's tires screech on the asphalt as the truck flies past biker2 and heads straight towards biker4 and biker5.

Biker4 tries to swerve out of the way and biker5 tries to brake to lessen the impact.

Biker4 can't swerve out of the way in time and takes the full impact of the truck.

Biker5 manages to slow down but still collides with the truck.

 

[Tale_Weaver]

I-74 Mountain Road

Biker4 can't swerve out of the way in time and takes the full impact of the truck.

Biker5 manages to slow down but still collides with the truck.

Biker4 takes 19(x2)(-5) for a total of 23 damage.

Biker5 takes 7(x2)(-5) for a total of 9 damage.

The truck takes 12(-5) for a total of 7 damage.

Biker4's motorcycle is completely destroyed as it collides with the truck. The rider gets flung over the truck and lands with a bloody splatter onto the road ahead. He looks up just in time to see the truck, now accelerating, heading straight towards him. A smile crosses Lacey's face as the vampire is crushed under the wheels of the truck.

Biker5's motorcycle is damaged but still functional and he is now within point blank range of the truck.