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<blockquote data-quote="jrowland" data-source="post: 6202749" data-attributes="member: 94389"><p>With all due apologies to Bobby Pickett:</p><p></p><p>"I was working <em>on the playtest</em>, late one night</p><p>When my eyes beheld an eerie sight</p><p>For my monster from his slab, began to rise</p><p>And suddenly to my surprise</p><p></p><p>He did the <em>math</em>, he did the monster <em>math</em></p><p>The monster <em>math</em>, it was a <em>FLGS</em> smash</p><p>He did the <em>math</em>, it caught on in a flash</p><p>He did the <em>math</em>, he did the monster <em>math</em></p><p></p><p>From <em>the wizards, on the coast</em> east</p><p>To the <em>dining room</em> where the <em>players </em>feast</p><p>The <em>testers</em> all came from their humble abodes</p><p>To get a jolt from my electrodes</p><p></p><p>They did the <em>math</em>, they did the monster <em>math</em></p><p>The monster <em>math</em>, it was a <em>FLGS </em>smash</p><p>They did the <em>math</em>, it caught on in a flash</p><p>They did the <em>math</em>, they did the monster <em>math</em></p><p></p><p>The <em>testers</em> were having fun</p><p>The <em>game</em> had just begun</p><p>The <em>players</em> included Wolfman,</p><p>Dracula, and his son</p><p></p><p>The <em>game</em> was rockin', all were digging the <em>d20 bounds</em></p><p><em>Kyton</em> on chains, backed by his baying hounds</p><p>The coffin-bangers were about to arrive</p><p>With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five'</p><p></p><p>They played the <em>math</em>, they played the monster <em>math</em></p><p>The monster <em>math</em>, it was a <em>FLGS</em> smash</p><p>They played the <em>math</em>, it caught on in a flash</p><p>They played the <em>math</em>, they played the monster <em>math</em></p><p></p><p>Out from his coffin, <em>Mearl's</em> voice did ring</p><p>Seems he was troubled by just one thing</p><p>Opened the <em>'net</em> and shook his fist and said</p><p>"Whatever happened to my <em>Advanced Modular Bits</em>? "</p><p></p><p>It's now the <em>math</em>, it's now the monster <em>math</em></p><p>The monster <em>math</em>, it was <em>FLGS</em> smash</p><p>It's now the <em>math</em>, it caught on in a flash</p><p>It's now the <em>math</em>, it's now the monster <em>math</em></p><p></p><p>Now everything's cool, <em>Mearl's</em> a part of the band</p><p>And my Monster <em>Math</em> is the hit of the land</p><p>For you, the <em>buyer</em>, this <em>math </em>was meant too</p><p>When you get to my door, tell them <em>Mearl's</em> sent you</p><p></p><p>Then you can math, then you can monster math</p><p>The monster math, and do my <em>FLGS</em> smash</p><p>Then you can math, you'll catch on in a flash</p><p>Then you can math, then you can monster math"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jrowland, post: 6202749, member: 94389"] With all due apologies to Bobby Pickett: "I was working [I]on the playtest[/I], late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab, began to rise And suddenly to my surprise He did the [I]math[/I], he did the monster [I]math[/I] The monster [I]math[/I], it was a [I]FLGS[/I] smash He did the [I]math[/I], it caught on in a flash He did the [I]math[/I], he did the monster [I]math[/I] From [I]the wizards, on the coast[/I] east To the [I]dining room[/I] where the [I]players [/I]feast The [I]testers[/I] all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes They did the [I]math[/I], they did the monster [I]math[/I] The monster [I]math[/I], it was a [I]FLGS [/I]smash They did the [I]math[/I], it caught on in a flash They did the [I]math[/I], they did the monster [I]math[/I] The [I]testers[/I] were having fun The [I]game[/I] had just begun The [I]players[/I] included Wolfman, Dracula, and his son The [I]game[/I] was rockin', all were digging the [I]d20 bounds[/I] [I]Kyton[/I] on chains, backed by his baying hounds The coffin-bangers were about to arrive With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five' They played the [I]math[/I], they played the monster [I]math[/I] The monster [I]math[/I], it was a [I]FLGS[/I] smash They played the [I]math[/I], it caught on in a flash They played the [I]math[/I], they played the monster [I]math[/I] Out from his coffin, [I]Mearl's[/I] voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing Opened the [I]'net[/I] and shook his fist and said "Whatever happened to my [I]Advanced Modular Bits[/I]? " It's now the [I]math[/I], it's now the monster [I]math[/I] The monster [I]math[/I], it was [I]FLGS[/I] smash It's now the [I]math[/I], it caught on in a flash It's now the [I]math[/I], it's now the monster [I]math[/I] Now everything's cool, [I]Mearl's[/I] a part of the band And my Monster [I]Math[/I] is the hit of the land For you, the [I]buyer[/I], this [I]math [/I]was meant too When you get to my door, tell them [I]Mearl's[/I] sent you Then you can math, then you can monster math The monster math, and do my [I]FLGS[/I] smash Then you can math, you'll catch on in a flash Then you can math, then you can monster math" [/QUOTE]
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