With all due apologies to Bobby Pickett:
"I was working on the playtest, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the math, he did the monster math
The monster math, it was a FLGS smash
He did the math, it caught on in a flash
He did the math, he did the monster math
From the wizards, on the coast east
To the dining room where the players feast
The testers all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the math, they did the monster math
The monster math, it was a FLGS smash
They did the math, it caught on in a flash
They did the math, they did the monster math
The testers were having fun
The game had just begun
The players included Wolfman,
Dracula, and his son
The game was rockin', all were digging the d20 bounds
Kyton on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five'
They played the math, they played the monster math
The monster math, it was a FLGS smash
They played the math, it caught on in a flash
They played the math, they played the monster math
Out from his coffin, Mearl's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
Opened the 'net and shook his fist and said
"Whatever happened to my Advanced Modular Bits? "
It's now the math, it's now the monster math
The monster math, it was FLGS smash
It's now the math, it caught on in a flash
It's now the math, it's now the monster math
Now everything's cool, Mearl's a part of the band
And my Monster Math is the hit of the land
For you, the buyer, this math was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Mearl's sent you
Then you can math, then you can monster math
The monster math, and do my FLGS smash
Then you can math, you'll catch on in a flash
Then you can math, then you can monster math"