Tauric DMs (Rat+bastard= Eeek)

[Argent Silvermage]

This was a thread devoted to the evil of Ratbastard DMs until I found the darkness and realised I was one myself. Now it is devoted to monsters anyone can use.
have fun,
Argent.


HI,
I know a lot of you out there are helping Wizardru be a Rat Bastard DM. I just want you all to know that while we appriciate the help to make our game more challanging You need to stop now. Lets list the abominations we have dealt with so far.

1) Paragon Stirges: What were you all thinking. They almost killed Dravot in 1 round and were almost impossible to hit on top of that.

2) Death-who-Hops: OK the sick mind that thought that one up need to seek professional help. Dial 1-800-Kevorkian NOW!

3) All those Mirriors: Mirror traps are a perfect defence for the villan who casts no reflection. Unfortunatly we all do. So stop it already.

4) Anything that has the smell of Rogueish Seafaring Felines.... well that is to be expected.

5) Templated Oozes: Do you think of your mother with that mind?

I could go on and on but I really just want to say thanks. I haven't enjoyed a Game this much in years and you are partialy to blame. :

 

[Nifft]

Oh, like no one ever feeds YOU evil ideas...

-- Nifft

 

[Argent Silvermage]

Oh, like no one ever feeds YOU evil ideas...

-- Nifft

My dear friend.... We are not discussing ME. I can throw at my players whatever I feel my players can crawl away from bleeding and soulless.

 

[Nifft]

On the subject of evil ideas, here are some monsters I cooked up for my players to "enjoy":

[ SNIP for better surprise! ]

-- Nifft

 

[Argent Silvermage]

On the subject of evil ideas, here are some monsters I cooked up for my players to "enjoy":


EDITED!


-- Nifft

You my friend are disturbed. I'll use them all, but You created them so you're the sicko.

I'm loving savage species. I created for Avonshar.... Well my players might be reading. I'll e-mail the ideas to you. <insert EVIL Laugh>

 

[Nifft]

You my friend are disturbed. I'll use them all, but You created them so you're the sicko.

... but in a good way, right?

I'm loving savage species. I created for Avonshar.... Well my players might be reading. I'll e-mail the ideas to you. <insert EVIL Laugh>

Yeah, SS is awesome -- for a DM!
I'm waiting for the evil ideas, BTW

-- Nifft

 

[Argent Silvermage]

Yes. In a very good way. Have the e-mail to you tomorrow. Bed time.

 

[Nifft]

Yes. In a very good way. Have the e-mail to you tomorrow. Bed time.

It's tomorrow today, and today is fleeing rapidly!

I think I'll delete the stats of these monsters, just in case your players stumble in here...

-- Nifft

 

[Argent Silvermage]

It's tomorrow today, and today is fleeing rapidly!

I think I'll delete the stats of these monsters, just in case your players stumble in here...

-- Nifft

Sorry spent the day in the dentists office. I'm a hurting pup. 2 root canals and more on the way.

 

[Nifft]

Sorry spent the day in the dentists office. I'm a hurting pup. 2 root canals and more on the way.

Oh, I'm sorry! Of course, this begs the question: what's Bolo eating?!?

Anyway, forgive my impatience -- I just like Toadlocks and want more!

-- Nifft