Boots dives into the offered drink and takes several swallows before he realizes what he's drinking, at which point he takes a step back and messily sneezes mead over anyone not quick enough to get out of the way. "Whoa, uh ... so that's uh, really ... what's the word I'm looking for?"
"Piquant," Sylla says, smoothly placing the mug down on the counter.
"Yeah, pee-qwant. With extra pee," Boots says, rubbing his muzzle with a forepaw. "Yowch, that stings."
"You know, for someone who keeps telling me how good his sense of smell is, you might have seen that coming."
Boots looks moderately offended. "Boss, you know what it's like in here for me? I can smell every person who's been through here in the past season. And some of 'em linger on for two or three, like that jungle elf we saw in the market. He was sitting right here last summer. Rubbed himself all over the bar like he was moping or something, and they haven't done a proper cleaning since. With all that around, it's tough to notice the really awf... really pee-qwant drinks before you get into them."