Teflon Billy At The Store

[Andrew D. Gable]

I think I saw Teflon Billy today walking through the dairy section of the store I work at. OK, maybe it wasn't him, but it was some guy who looked a helluva lot like him.

Just thought I'd share this amazingly trivial and pointless event.

 

[Crothian]

Well, I guess the gig is up......in reality it was Billy, he's been stalking you for quite some time

 

[Hand of Evil]

Oh no, now you have done it, going to be hearing of Teflon Billy sightings from around the world!

 

[Creamsteak]

Photo-shoppery here we go!

 

[Starman]

The government has been working on human cloning for sometime now. Naturally, Teflon Billy was their first choice when the project went live. Now they are seeding the clones throughout the world to see how they hold up in the real world. Their secondary goal is, of course, world domination. Attack of the Teflon Clones!

Starman

 

[diaglo]

did you give or show him the secret sign? or offer the members-only handshake?

don't be fooled by the imitators.

 

[barsoomcore]

Well, he is awfully handsome.

 

[der_kluge]

For my last character (a female human sorcerer focused on cold magic) I'd scoured some of those Baldur's Gate/NWN portrait sites for a character portrait.

Eventually, I'd settled on a portrait that I liked.

Fast forward a couple of months, and I'm sitting outside the CostCo and I look over at this girl sitting in the SUV parked next to me, and I swear to god, it's my character.

I was going to ask her if she'd ever posed for a fantasy portrait, but I'm pretty certain I would have gotten maced.