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<blockquote data-quote="brianajones" data-source="post: 422579" data-attributes="member: 7846"><p><strong>Alignment Haiku</strong></p><p></p><p>Funny, I did 3e haiku for all the alignments a while ago. Here they are:</p><p></p><p>Lawful Good:</p><p></p><p>Protect innocents,</p><p>Must not succumb to evil.</p><p>Law shall reign supreme!</p><p></p><p>Lawful Neutral:</p><p></p><p>Law is Eternal</p><p>We cannot live without them.</p><p>Why would we want to?</p><p></p><p>Lawful Evil:</p><p></p><p>Laws for exploiting</p><p>I twist their purpose for me.</p><p>Death to Jaywalkers!</p><p></p><p>Neutral Good:</p><p></p><p>Good is the best road.</p><p>Laws are only for the weak.</p><p>Are they best for all?</p><p></p><p>Neutral:</p><p></p><p>I will not choose sides</p><p>Your fighting is beyond me.</p><p>I think you're all wrong.</p><p></p><p>Neutral Evil:</p><p></p><p>I do what I wish</p><p>Noone controls my actions.</p><p>Death to those who try.</p><p></p><p>Chaotic Good:</p><p></p><p>Fight for the people!</p><p>The law is not important.</p><p>Evil cannot win!</p><p></p><p>Chaotic Neutral:</p><p></p><p>Whatever you guys think,</p><p>Wait, I've changed my mind, you guys,</p><p>I think I made something mad!!</p><p></p><p>Chaotic Evil:</p><p></p><p>KILL THEM!! KILL THEM ALL!!</p><p>Everything belongs to me!!</p><p>Complain? Slay you, too!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="brianajones, post: 422579, member: 7846"] [b]Alignment Haiku[/b] Funny, I did 3e haiku for all the alignments a while ago. Here they are: Lawful Good: Protect innocents, Must not succumb to evil. Law shall reign supreme! Lawful Neutral: Law is Eternal We cannot live without them. Why would we want to? Lawful Evil: Laws for exploiting I twist their purpose for me. Death to Jaywalkers! Neutral Good: Good is the best road. Laws are only for the weak. Are they best for all? Neutral: I will not choose sides Your fighting is beyond me. I think you're all wrong. Neutral Evil: I do what I wish Noone controls my actions. Death to those who try. Chaotic Good: Fight for the people! The law is not important. Evil cannot win! Chaotic Neutral: Whatever you guys think, Wait, I've changed my mind, you guys, I think I made something mad!! Chaotic Evil: KILL THEM!! KILL THEM ALL!! Everything belongs to me!! Complain? Slay you, too!! [/QUOTE]
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