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<blockquote data-quote="Ringmasta" data-source="post: 427174" data-attributes="member: 7647"><p>Do not touch my dice</p><p>My dice are my dearest friends</p><p>Also, I hate you</p><p></p><p>Ah the jolting flash</p><p>of lightning cannot compare</p><p>to burning goblins</p><p></p><p>Run and hide in fear!</p><p>For the fiendish toad doth come</p><p>And god it's ugly</p><p></p><p>Behold! I am orc!</p><p>Yet sweet music I make now.</p><p>Korg Smash! Korg Break Things!</p><p></p><p>Hands off of my dice!</p><p>They are shiny and speckled</p><p>Your touch curses them</p><p></p><p>My lovely dice fell</p><p>Into the vent on the floor</p><p>The gods laugh at me</p><p></p><p>The battle begins.</p><p>My turn is arriving now.</p><p>One. I hate my dice.</p><p></p><p>Flanking foes again.</p><p>Why is there no sneak attack?</p><p>I hate the undead.</p><p></p><p>My bag full of dice</p><p>And with my twelve pack of beer</p><p>The gaming begins</p><p></p><p>A shot of bourbon</p><p>when your character is hurt.</p><p>Stupid idea.</p><p></p><p>Finally it's over.</p><p>We emerge victorious.</p><p>Time for a smoke break.</p><p></p><p>Contest Entry:</p><p>---------------------------</p><p></p><p><strong>I will kill them all</strong></p><p><strong>My players tried to carry</strong></p><p><strong>A bag full of rats.</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ringmasta, post: 427174, member: 7647"] Do not touch my dice My dice are my dearest friends Also, I hate you Ah the jolting flash of lightning cannot compare to burning goblins Run and hide in fear! For the fiendish toad doth come And god it's ugly Behold! I am orc! Yet sweet music I make now. Korg Smash! Korg Break Things! Hands off of my dice! They are shiny and speckled Your touch curses them My lovely dice fell Into the vent on the floor The gods laugh at me The battle begins. My turn is arriving now. One. I hate my dice. Flanking foes again. Why is there no sneak attack? I hate the undead. My bag full of dice And with my twelve pack of beer The gaming begins A shot of bourbon when your character is hurt. Stupid idea. Finally it's over. We emerge victorious. Time for a smoke break. Contest Entry: --------------------------- [b]I will kill them all My players tried to carry A bag full of rats.[/b] [/QUOTE]
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