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<blockquote data-quote="MeepoTheMighty" data-source="post: 433591" data-attributes="member: 3216"><p><strong>My Entry:</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Moonlight fills the room</strong></p><p><strong>A balor smiles at Eric</strong></p><p><strong>Love-child on the way. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>Bonuses, because even writing poetry is better than working:</p><p></p><p></p><p>I must waste time at</p><p>Work but EN World won't load.</p><p>Ah! I'll write haiku.</p><p></p><p>EN World is down</p><p>Protect wallet and/or junk</p><p>Off to Nutkinland</p><p></p><p>Teflon Billy, O</p><p>Manly, handsome piece of flesh</p><p>Hear he also games</p><p></p><p>Mighty post count held</p><p>By Crothian. The others</p><p>Pray just to keep up</p><p></p><p>Iconic woman</p><p>EN Worlders hit on her</p><p>Dragongirl just glares</p><p></p><p>Seven seas he sails</p><p>Missing a leg, our pirate</p><p>Wears his hat with pride</p><p></p><p>We whack him with sticks</p><p>If you know what I mean, and</p><p>I think that you do.</p><p></p><p>The willow seeks</p><p>The paradise; parts the punch</p><p>Of the rodent. *yen* </p><p></p><p>I should have had this</p><p>Girdle looked at by mage, now</p><p>I must live with breasts.</p><p></p><p>They say ev'ryone is </p><p>A critic, yet none speak out.</p><p>Half-orc is singing.</p><p></p><p>Bring fireballs on-line</p><p>I waste him with my crossbow</p><p>Hoody-fricken-hoo!</p><p></p><p>Con bonus of 5</p><p>Concentration ranks are maxed</p><p>A of O my ass.</p><p></p><p>Wuss-slap to the face</p><p>They say I got the shaft, till</p><p>I boot to the head</p><p></p><p>Reading - who needs it?</p><p>RAAAR is only word I need.</p><p>Krusk no pansy elf.</p><p></p><p>Sound of steel on stone</p><p>Drunken curses shouted, aye,</p><p>That's how dwarves tumble.</p><p></p><p>Hundred pounds I lost</p><p>My feet, no longer furry</p><p>What the hell happened?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MeepoTheMighty, post: 433591, member: 3216"] [b]My Entry: Moonlight fills the room A balor smiles at Eric Love-child on the way. [/b] Bonuses, because even writing poetry is better than working: I must waste time at Work but EN World won't load. Ah! I'll write haiku. EN World is down Protect wallet and/or junk Off to Nutkinland Teflon Billy, O Manly, handsome piece of flesh Hear he also games Mighty post count held By Crothian. The others Pray just to keep up Iconic woman EN Worlders hit on her Dragongirl just glares Seven seas he sails Missing a leg, our pirate Wears his hat with pride We whack him with sticks If you know what I mean, and I think that you do. The willow seeks The paradise; parts the punch Of the rodent. *yen* I should have had this Girdle looked at by mage, now I must live with breasts. They say ev'ryone is A critic, yet none speak out. Half-orc is singing. Bring fireballs on-line I waste him with my crossbow Hoody-fricken-hoo! Con bonus of 5 Concentration ranks are maxed A of O my ass. Wuss-slap to the face They say I got the shaft, till I boot to the head Reading - who needs it? RAAAR is only word I need. Krusk no pansy elf. Sound of steel on stone Drunken curses shouted, aye, That's how dwarves tumble. Hundred pounds I lost My feet, no longer furry What the hell happened? [/QUOTE]
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