Ten things the Cloverfield Monster could be

[frankthedm]

Indeed. Blair Witch was cute for its time, but another entire shaky cam movie (with an even more stupid name)?

Screw that.

I actually liked Blair witch and it was scary to me when i was not in skull splitting agony . Sadly I get nasty headaches from shakey cam and choppy first person shooters.

 

[frankthedm]

Off topic, but was that any good? It looks cheesy but not necessarily in a bad way.

I liked the CGI dragons and other reptiles. That's what i came for and I was satisfied.

The evil warriors were a touch low budget and there were some cheezy "attacking with fireworks" parts. Another audience member made a 'Power Rangers' comment that was not wholly inappropriate. The General reminded me of Domodar with no lipstick and a deeper voice.

The plot was a laugh riot for me and my friends. We were cracking up about the old man tricking a parent so he could be 'alone' with the young boy.

Draco-cobra was quite dumb at times though i think he looked cool.

The Military vehicles vs the dragons and reptiles were awesome fights

A heavy does of Deux Ex Machina

Spoiler

takes out the evil warrior horde

American audiences will not like the ending.

Spoiler

Fate

is upheld and the girl

Spoiler

dies as she was destined

to.

[sblock=Da Dragons!]Large size reptilian steeds with a a typical dinosaurs posture
Large size European fireball spitting dragons
Gargantuan / Colossal morbidly obese Dewbacks carrying rocket platforms
Colossal+ Heavy scaled cobras
Colossal+ Oriental dragon[/sblock]