Thanks to the ENnies judges

[MeepoTheMighty]

Teflon Billy is
The greatest person ever
I want free stuff now

 

[Teflon Billy]

Teflon Billy is
The greatest person ever
I want free stuff now

WE HAVE A WINNER

I'm kidding...I'll announce the contest after Gen Con. And the topics will be assigned.

Hmmm, maybe "Teflon Billy is the Greatest" will be one of the topics...

Or maybe not

I may well use Hellhound's haiku above as a the slogan though (providing I don;t hae to pay him, I know he's a professional writer)

 

[HellHound]

Billy, my haiku is your haiku.

 

[Teflon Billy]

Thanks man... though to ensure that you don't take a step backward toward amateur status, I'll purchase it from you for the price of 1 (one) beer of your choosing at Gen Con

Deal?

 

[HellHound]

SOLD to the man with strange marker writing on his forehead!

 

[Teflon Billy]

Oh man...Pro-Wrestler Al Snow beat me out

I look like this...