The Adventures of the Knights of Spellforge Keep

[MasterOfHeaven]

Katya danced with Vek at her wedding & the "smell" was more like the light fragrance of decaying flowers...not exactly a pretty scent, but certainly not repugnant!

Kind of like the scent an old book, I'm sure it gets better with age.

Yes. All walking corpses stench only gets better with age. Why, I hear tell a seventy year old rotting corpse has such a lovely smell, even a rose seems like nothing in comparison.

 

[avangel]

Break it up

 

[Dr Midnight]

Channeling Xaltar: *nervous smile* "All right, all right, all right..."

 

[Hammerhead]

hey, I insulted Dartan too. Can you curse my dice? I failed saving throws four times in a row last week; I could use the luck.

 

[Immort]

MoH, yer kinda like a televangelist. Ya claim ta represent someone despite the fact that they wouldn't approve of any actions ya take. Everyone else seems ta accept the fact that Vek is clearly the most powerful of the group, just deal. It ain't his fault, 3E just happened to overpower clerics. Don't get me wrong, we all think Dartan is great but yer startin' ta git a tad bit annoying.

Plus, Ziona seems like a very nice person and we don't approve of you pickin' on her. Be careful or Dartan might thump YOU. She is a close personal friend of his.

-Immort

 

[SJGiant]

About an old riddle from the story..

Long time lurker thats been reading from the beginning. Can't wait for the old group (Dartan) to get back into action.

I have a question about a riddle the group came upon quite awhile ago. There was even an image attached. I had it saved on my HD before it died, and was planning on using it on my group. It doesn't appear to be in any of the 4- current threads, so i'm guessing it was in thread 2 or 3.

It was a folding boat and the riddle was something like "Speak Swords and die", with the letters spaced out. Does anyone remember the exact riddle or have the image?

Sorry for the hijack

J~

 

[Wee Jas]

Try Doc's website for the old stuff: http://dr-midnight.com/kotsq/

 

[MasterOfHeaven]

MoH, yer kinda like a televangelist. Ya claim ta represent someone despite the fact that they wouldn't approve of any actions ya take. Everyone else seems ta accept the fact that Vek is clearly the most powerful of the group, just deal. It ain't his fault, 3E just happened to overpower clerics. Don't get me wrong, we all think Dartan is great but yer startin' ta git a tad bit annoying.

Plus, Ziona seems like a very nice person and we don't approve of you pickin' on her. Be careful or Dartan might thump YOU. She is a close personal friend of his.

-Immort

[southern accent]
I speak the truth! Veks sinister ways are blasphemy to all who serve the light, and woe betide those who fall prey to his lecherous ways! Verily, I say unto you, that those who refuse the light that is our great gawd, Dartan, shall fall into the pits of Hades while the faithful ascend to Paradise, on the fated day that shall soon come! Doubt not my words, or brimstone and hellfire shall be your future! [/southern accent]

In other words.... please don't tell me you think I'm serious. I think you've been imitating the accent of a certain character and race too long, Im. The thick skulled characteristics of that race must be affecting your ability to detect humor and sarcasm.

 

[Victim]

If Vek's smart, he can easily keep his body in quasi normal condition. It's a trivial task for him to have a continuous Gentle Repose up, which would prevent his body from decaying.

 

[Immort]

Don't take it personal MoH, on these boards you can NEVER tell who is kidding and who is just nuts. 'Sides, there is such a thing as running a joke inta the ground. Oh yah, what accent?

-Immort